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heptrossi

Web Site: Suburban Rob Rossis

Claimed Blog: Clark & Heptner (The Suburban Rob Rossis)

BallHype Member since Feb. 23, 2009

Skoula U
clarkandheptner.blogspot.com — I'm really at a loss for words to talk about this game. On one hand, the Pens stopped a four game losing streak and walked out of Atlanta with a much needed two points. On the other hand, they completely controlled every aspect of the game through two periods and should have been up by 5 ... (more) Skoula U
God Bless The Vegans
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The Guy Who Is Picking The Canadian Olympic Team Conveniently Lost Fleury's Number
The Guy Who Is Picking The Canadian Olympic Team Conveniently Lost Fleury's Number
clarkandheptner.blogspot.com — If Canadian officals were seriously considering putting Marc-Andre Fleury on their Olympic team, they will be scrambling tomorrow to find a replacement. Let's face facts people, Fleury has sucked the entire month of November and it doesn't seem like he's going to get any better. How ... (more) The Guy Who Is Picking The Canadian Olympic Team ...
Week 11 NFL Predictions
Week 11 NFL Predictions
clarkandheptner.blogspot.com — I hate doing my predictions this early in the week. Damn Thursday night games. THURSDAY The Dolphins lost leading rusher Ronnie Brown to a season ending injury so they are going to have to rely on the Pineapple Express the rest of the way; the Panthers are only one game out of a wild card ... (more) Week 11 NFL Predictions
Week 10 NFL Predictions - The Results
Week 10 NFL Predictions - The Results
clarkandheptner.blogspot.com — I was about to do my picks for Week 11 and I realized I didn't do the results from Week 10, probably because I was still pissed off from the Steelers lost. Better late then never right? I knew what I was talking about with the games I won. Tennessee destroyed the Bills which ended up costing ... (more) Week 10 NFL Predictions - The Results
How To Cooke Duck The Pittsburgh Way
How To Cooke Duck The Pittsburgh Way
clarkandheptner.blogspot.com — Before I get into my thoughts on the game, I just wanted to point out what a crock of shit the parking situation is down around the Mellon Arena. I've been going to Penguins games since the late 80s. Back when my Dad used to take me, we would park in the main lot and it was always a hassle to ... (more) How To Cooke Duck The Pittsburgh Way
Things Worked Out The Last Time Cincinnati Won The AFC North
Things Worked Out The Last Time Cincinnati Won The AFC North
clarkandheptner.blogspot.com — It's taken a few days, but I think I'm finally over the loss to the Cincinnati Bengals on Sunday. Ok, maybe "over" it is a little bit of an exaggeration because this loss is going to haunt us the rest of the year. I guess what I mean is I'm finally able to talk about it in a calm manner. If I ... (more) Things Worked Out The Last Time Cincinnati Won The AFC North
Return Of The Mal-King
Return Of The Mal-King
clarkandheptner.blogspot.com — If you watched this game, you saw who officially drives the Penguins machine and that man is Evgeni Malkin. The Pens had only scored 7 goals in the previous 5 games, but with Geno finally back in the line-up they exploded for 6 in a huge victory over a team that just shut them out four days ... (more) Return Of The Mal-King
Week 10 NFL Predictions
Week 10 NFL Predictions
clarkandheptner.blogspot.com — Do you know what is great? Chevy Chase in "Community". Do you know what is not great? Trying to do NFL predictions a week after being a humbling 7-6 and just not being in the mood to do it. I'll mailing this one in folks. I'm just too worn down for the Pens road trip to really care. THURSDAY  ... (more) Week 10 NFL Predictions
At Least We Scored One
At Least We Scored One
clarkandheptner.blogspot.com — When things are going bad, sure goals like above ring off the goal post and bounce away from the net. The Pens dropped their fourth straight last night and there really isn't much to talk about. They played the extremely boring Devils and since they don't have a third of their lineup ... (more) At Least We Scored One
This Is The Lingerie Equivalent Of Taking Steroids In Baseball
This Is The Lingerie Equivalent Of Taking Steroids In Baseball
clarkandheptner.blogspot.com — First, it was every major league ballplayer this decade who didn't wear a Pirates uniform taking performance enhancing drugs. Then we found out that Andre Agassi liked to dabble in a little crystal meth action from time to time. Now, Asian women are misrepresenting their chest size. Is nothing ... (more) This Is The Lingerie Equivalent Of Taking Steroids In ...
Let Me Know When Malkin Comes Back
clarkandheptner.blogspot.com — I'm not even going to pretend I can write anything constructive about this game because I saw a total of four minutes of the third period when I stopped at my parents house to pick up my kids after a night of shopping. It was enough to see Daniel Paille walk in on a breakaway against ... (more) Let Me Know When Malkin Comes Back
Mile High Clubbing
Mile High Clubbing
clarkandheptner.blogspot.com — Going into this game I did not have a good feeling. The Steelers typically do not play well in Denver and they were going into the game without three key starters and a back-up to one of those starters on defense. They were also coming off the bye week which could have resulted in some rust ... (more) Mile High Clubbing
Week 9 NFL Predictions - The Results
Week 9 NFL Predictions - The Results
clarkandheptner.blogspot.com — I gotta stop picking afternoon games. Going into the 4 o'clock games I was 5-2 with my only losses being the upset loss by the Packers and the total dismantling of the Bears who hadn't lost at home previously all year. I'm pretty sure every analyst picked those games the same way so I was ... (more) Week 9 NFL Predictions - The Results
Fleury = Chum
Fleury = Chum
clarkandheptner.blogspot.com — See that puck behind Fleury? We've seen a little too much of that lately. If you stayed up to watch this game you most definitely were kicking yourself, or you just happened to catch it because you were drunk somewhere and it was the only thing on. The only way to sit through this debacle was ... (more) Fleury = Chum
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