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Arguing With a Ref is Way Worse Than Punching Someone in the Face [NFL Edition]
Arguing With a Ref is Way Worse Than Punching Someone in the Face [NFL Edition]
notqualifiedtocomment.com — This season has been brutal on Bears fans, and the 41-21 drubbing the Bears got at the hands of the Cardinals in Week 9 was no small part of that. Not only did Cutler throw 5 interceptions that week, but he looked all-around awful. The news for Cutler got worse a few days after the game, as ... (more) Arguing With a Ref is Way Worse Than Punching Someone in ...
Those Chimps are on Twitter!
Those Chimps are on Twitter!
notqualifiedtocomment.com — Hopefully you’ve all seen the videos making fun of the BCS by depicting the employees as chimps. While they are funny, I’m starting to wonder if they’re eerily accurate based on the latest PR blunder. In case you’ve always wanted a forum to spew anger at the worst ... (more) Those Chimps are on Twitter!
Barack Obama Plays Football on Thanksgiving in Bears Jacket
Barack Obama Plays Football on Thanksgiving in Bears Jacket
notqualifiedtocomment.com — Although it didn’t help us much with the Olympics, Obama’s Chicago loyalties have been beneficial in many ways. For a sports fan, the most fun part has been seeing him honor different Chicago teams and wear Chicago sports gear whenever he gets the opportunity. For the NFL’s ... (more) Barack Obama Plays Football on Thanksgiving in Bears Jacket
The Bad Guy: Pickups for Week 11
The Bad Guy: Pickups for Week 11
notqualifiedtocomment.com — The Bad Guy is back just in time to help you with your playoff push. There were a bunch of starting RBs that were hurt in Week 10 and RB injuries = waiver wire replacements. If any of the guys below are still available in your leagues, stop reading and grab them immediately! Justin Forsett ... (more) The Bad Guy: Pickups for Week 11
Lovie Smith Thinks If He Doesn’t Talk About The Crappy Season, Maybe It Will Just Disappear
Lovie Smith Thinks If He Doesn’t Talk About The Crappy Season, Maybe It Will Just Disappear
notqualifiedtocomment.com — The Bears stand at 4-5 and without a winning streak of some kind, they will likely be out of the playoffs. Hell, Lovie and Jerry Angelo will probably be out of a job. That being said, the media, fans, and pretty much everyone connected to the league in any way is down on the Bears. As such, ... (more) Lovie Smith Thinks If He Doesn’t Talk About The Crappy ...
Hilarious Heavy Drug Use Videos of the Day
Hilarious Heavy Drug Use Videos of the Day
notqualifiedtocomment.com — The acid this guy was on must have been pretty strong. Apparently he was tripping on some LSD when he was locked in a closet with a recorder. This video is the nonsensical crap that came out of his mouth (and for some reason an animated lizard acting it out). Enjoy. My favorite is ... (more) Hilarious Heavy Drug Use Videos of the Day

The Re-Agressivization of Derrick Rose [And Why Vinny Might Be to Blame]
The Re-Agressivization of Derrick Rose [And Why Vinny Might Be to Blame]
notqualifiedtocomment.com — As I wrote in an earlier post, Rose clearly is not playing at 100% after an ankle injury sidelined him for most of the preseason. He claims he is about 90% healthy but to be honest he looks 60% at best on most nights. What strikes anyone watching Bulls games so far this year is, no matter ... (more) The Re-Agressivization of Derrick Rose [And Why Vinny ...
We Now Return To You To Your Regularly Scheduled Program [Technical Issues Edition]
We Now Return To You To Your Regularly Scheduled Program [Technical Issues Edition]
notqualifiedtocomment.com — I would like to apologize to all of our readers here at NQTC. The last few days, as a result of rising traffic numbers and an overloaded old server, we decided to undergo an upgrade. I’m not sure exactly what went wrong, but the techie guys tell me the site was “corrupted”. I ... (more) We Now Return To You To Your Regularly Scheduled Program ...
Maybe The Bad Karma From Bears Fans Poisoning Steelers Fans is Why The Bears Suck
Maybe The Bad Karma From Bears Fans Poisoning Steelers Fans is Why The Bears Suck
notqualifiedtocomment.com — This story is not a joke. I just noticed it out on the web a little bit ago and now it is apparently confirmed. A Bears fan poisoned a shit-talking Steelers fan after the Bears beat the Steelers a few weeks ago. I know it sounds crazy, but read this : The Steelers had lost to the Bears at ... (more) Maybe The Bad Karma From Bears Fans Poisoning Steelers ...
Joakim Noah Thinks He Belongs To The Circus [Bulls Circus Trip Roundup]
Joakim Noah Thinks He Belongs To The Circus [Bulls Circus Trip Roundup]
notqualifiedtocomment.com — Ah the Circus Trip. The yearly tradition where the Chicago Bulls get totally baked and go join a circus for a couple of weeks. Wait, what? That’s not what it is? Well I’m pretty confused then, and so is Joakim Noah : “Why do they always call it the circus trip?” ... (more) Joakim Noah Thinks He Belongs To The Circus [Bulls ...
Blogpoll Ballot Week 11
Blogpoll Ballot Week 11
notqualifiedtocomment.com — Here’s the ballot for Week 11, your thoughts in the comments. Rank Team Delta 1 Alabama 2 Florida 3 Texas 4 Boise State 5 Cincinnati 6 TCU 7 Georgia Tech 8 Pittsburgh 1 9 LSU 1  ... (more) Blogpoll Ballot Week 11
Could The Hawks Really Extend Kane, Toews, and Keith? [Pipe Dream Edition]
Could The Hawks Really Extend Kane, Toews, and Keith? [Pipe Dream Edition]
notqualifiedtocomment.com — Have you heard about those Blackhawks lately? After making a run in the playoffs last year, they are off to a great start again this season at 19-12-5. Now, on the eve of their Circus Trip, management has leaked the information that they are close to signing Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews to ... (more) Could The Hawks Really Extend Kane, Toews, and Keith? ...
Jay Cutler Sucks [And Why He Has To Be Bad Right Now]
Jay Cutler Sucks [And Why He Has To Be Bad Right Now]
notqualifiedtocomment.com — Jay Cutler is bad. Jay Cutler cannot live up to the expectations. Jay Cutler is so arrogant he has never seen a pass he didn’t think he could make. Am I missing anything? Okay now that we have that covered, let’s get down to business. The Kool-Aid is tasting a little sour ... (more) Jay Cutler Sucks [And Why He Has To Be Bad Right Now]
Dennis Rodman Thrown in German Jail for Skipping Out on Hotel Bill
Dennis Rodman Thrown in German Jail for Skipping Out on Hotel Bill
notqualifiedtocomment.com — Dennis Rodman is up to his old tricks, although this time it probably wasn’t completely his fault. Rodman was in the German town of Trier for a “USA Legends of Basketball” exhibition game this weekend. After the game, he threw a huge party in his hotel room. While the ... (more) Dennis Rodman Thrown in German Jail for Skipping Out on ...
Everyone Seems To Have Forgotten Derrick Rose is Not 100% Healthy
Everyone Seems To Have Forgotten Derrick Rose is Not 100% Healthy
notqualifiedtocomment.com — The talk around town the last couple days has been the performance of Derrick Rose. Sure, the Noah bandwagon has been big news, but a lot of people are starting to wonder: What’s wrong with Rose? After winning Rookie of the Year honors last year while posting 16.8 points, 6.3 assists and ... (more) Everyone Seems To Have Forgotten Derrick Rose is Not ...
Qualified Links
Qualified Links
notqualifiedtocomment.com — The guy who cropped this photo had to know what he was doing. Oh and boooo Indiana. [ Deadspin ] Some movies for Jay Cutler and Bears fans. Misery is all I can think of. [ Jay Cutler Superstar ] Bill Belichick blew it by going for it on 4th down in his own territory late in the game ... (more) Qualified Links
Dan Marino Says S-Word On Live Broadcast
Dan Marino Says S-Word On Live Broadcast
notqualifiedtocomment.com — Dan Marino was doing some halftime highlights of the Dolphins-Buccaneers game today when all of a sudden he dropped the S-bomb on everyone. If you listen closely you can hear the other analysts in the background snickering. Enjoy! <object width=”660″ ... (more) Dan Marino Says S-Word On Live Broadcast
Blackhawks Andrew Ladd Boxes Equipment Manager Before Every Game [And Other Crazy Hawks Superstitions]
Blackhawks Andrew Ladd Boxes Equipment Manager Before Every Game [And Other Crazy Hawks ...
notqualifiedtocomment.com — The Blackhawks are playing some filthy hockey this season. Although the team has been riddled with early season injuries to many key players, they have still been able to hang onto the lead in the Central Division. But what is the key to all their success the past few years? Some say ... (more) Blackhawks Andrew Ladd Boxes Equipment Manager Before ...
Micro Machines Guy Rips Chicago Bears Quarterbacks
Micro Machines Guy Rips Chicago Bears Quarterbacks
notqualifiedtocomment.com — I have one simple request. Can everyone stop emailing, instant messaging, texting, and calling me to talk about or ask what I thought about last night’s Bears game please? I don’t feel like talking about it. You can all expect one or both of these 2 posts next week: Does Cutler ... (more) Micro Machines Guy Rips Chicago Bears Quarterbacks
An Ode To Crappy Photoshops
An Ode To Crappy Photoshops
notqualifiedtocomment.com — After the guys at Zoner Sports described my photoshop jobs as “heinous”, I decided it was time to revisit all the horrible photoshops I’ve done over the last year or so. I went through the NQTC archives and found a ton of ’shop jobs that I attempted. One quick secret: ... (more) An Ode To Crappy Photoshops

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