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johnwessling

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BallHype Member since Aug. 30, 2008

TORODAMUS! NFL Week 9 Predictions & Pontifications
TORODAMUS! NFL Week 9 Predictions & Pontifications
torotimes.com — TORODAMUS chugs Pine-Sol and sees the future! Will the TEXANS upset the COLTS? Read and find out... for yourself! (more) TORODAMUS! NFL Week 9 Predictions & Pontifications
Brian Cushing wins his 2nd AFC Player of the Week, Rap Album Soon to Follow? | Toro Times | A Houston Texans Blog
Brian Cushing wins his 2nd AFC Player of the Week, Rap Album Soon to Follow? | Toro Times | A ...
torotimes.com — The rookie sensation out of USC is leading the red-hot Texans D on an amazing midseason run,... and the NFL has officially recognized his accomplishment once again. The Cush -or B-Cush- is a bonafide millionaire playboy now...isn't it time that he started living like one? (more) Brian Cushing wins his 2nd AFC Player of the Week, Rap ...
Ten Tips for Jumping on The Houston Texans Bandwagon
Ten Tips for Jumping on The Houston Texans Bandwagon
torotimes.com — The Texans are red-hot right now! Don't be the last kid on your blog to hop on... the bandwagon! Here's some tips so you don't look TOO foolish as a new Texans fan. (more) Ten Tips for Jumping on The Houston Texans Bandwagon
Ten Ways Terrell Owens Can Turn His Career Around
Ten Ways Terrell Owens Can Turn His Career Around
rippedfoul.wordpress.com — TO gets a bum wrap for being a bad teammate. He's a world class talent and if... he follows just a few of these suggestions, he'll be back on track for Super Bowl greatness in no time. (more) Ten Ways Terrell Owens Can Turn His Career Around
Great Moments in Jello Wrestling History pt.1
Great Moments in Jello Wrestling History pt.1
jockandballs.com — Contrary to popular belief, jello wrestling is a sport with a storied history.... (more) Great Moments in Jello Wrestling History pt.1
The Skanks of the NIT
The Skanks of the NIT
jockandballs.com — Nobody WANTS to play in the NIT...just like nobody WANTS to hook up with a skank. But... at the end of the night, when all other options are gone, you make the best of what's available. (more) The Skanks of the NIT
Top 20 Ugly Cheerleader Pictures
Top 20 Ugly Cheerleader Pictures
jockandballs.com — Not every cheerleader is a 10...in fact most of them are in the 6 to 7 range.... The "Girls" in this funny post peak around 3. (more) Top 20 Ugly Cheerleader Pictures
Ten Reasons Why Terrell Owens Should Go Play In Canada
Ten Reasons Why Terrell Owens Should Go Play In Canada
jockandballs.com — TO needs to go north and be the greatest CFL player in history. It's a win-win, they'd... love to have him and America wants him gone. Make the deal TO!! (more) Ten Reasons Why Terrell Owens Should Go Play In Canada
How to Raise Your Kid to be a Pro Athlete
How to Raise Your Kid to be a Pro Athlete
jockandballs.com — We'd rather light a match than curse your darkness, behold the instructions to turn your offspring into... millionaire athletes. Show Daddy the Money!!! (more) How to Raise Your Kid to be a Pro Athlete

25 Most Awesome Sports Streakers
25 Most Awesome Sports Streakers
jockandballs.com — Naked people at sporting events + comedy = internet awesomeness... (more) 25 Most Awesome Sports Streakers
Leaked Details of Dodgers Manny Ramirez Contract offer
Leaked Details of Dodgers Manny Ramirez Contract offer
jockandballs.com — An insider called my house last night trying to sell me season tickets. I gave him a... stolen credit card number and he gave me the scoop of the century! Here's how the Dodgers are convincing Manny to be Manny in Chavez Ravine this year... (more) Leaked Details of Dodgers Manny Ramirez Contract offer
How To Start Your Own Race Team With No Money
How To Start Your Own Race Team With No Money
jockandballs.com — Haul ass, turn left doesn't have to cost a lot of money, in fact if you are... willing to break LOTS of laws you can do it for nothing. (more) How To Start Your Own Race Team With No Money
Exclusive Picture of Alex Rodriguez and Angel Presinal Working Out
Exclusive Picture of Alex Rodriguez and Angel Presinal Working Out
jockandballs.com — You can really see how under-developed a young Alex was before he began training with the Dominican... baseball expert. If it wasn't Boli, it may have been voodoo. (more) Exclusive Picture of Alex Rodriguez and Angel Presinal ...
Ten Signs Your Friend Is Using Steroids
Ten Signs Your Friend Is Using Steroids
jockandballs.com — Are you prepared for a steroid intervention? Will you be ready when Sheldon becomes the Hulk?... (more) Ten Signs Your Friend Is Using Steroids
Exclusive Picture of Alex Rodriguez's Steroid Cousin
Exclusive Picture of Alex Rodriguez's Steroid Cousin
jockandballs.com — It's him! We found him! O-Rod. (more) Exclusive Picture of Alex Rodriguez's Steroid Cousin
How To Make Your Own Dwyane Wade Party Pad
How To Make Your Own Dwyane Wade Party Pad
jockandballs.com — Single millionaire athletes have bachelor pads all over the world...the married ones have more than one in... each town. Now you can learn the secrets of living like a sports party god. (more) How To Make Your Own Dwyane Wade Party Pad
Top Ten Brett Favre Retirement Plans
Top Ten Brett Favre Retirement Plans
jockandballs.com — After playing football every year since Nixon was President, how will Brett Favre pass the time as... an average person? It's all futile anyway, he'll announce he's coming back in June. (more) Top Ten Brett Favre Retirement Plans
Ten Ways NASCAR Could Be More Bad-Ass
Ten Ways NASCAR Could Be More Bad-Ass
jockandballs.com — The Daytona 500 is this weekend, kicking off the 2009 Sprint Cup Season. This list counts off... some pretty funny ways that NASCAR could be even more BADASS than it already is. My favorite is letting the pit-crews fight... (more) Ten Ways NASCAR Could Be More Bad-Ass
Ten Coolest Fringe Sports and the Women who love them
Ten Coolest Fringe Sports and the Women who love them
jockandballs.com — I'm just not a fan of Basketball, if that makes me less of an American then I'm... sorry. I love Football and Baseball and I need a little strange in between, I'm just a man. This list of foolishness made me laugh, the captions are funny. (more) Ten Coolest Fringe Sports and the Women who love them
Chicago Cubs losing is ACTUALLY good for America
Chicago Cubs losing is ACTUALLY good for America
bushleague.tv — Beware the CUB-POCALYPSE!! (more) Chicago Cubs losing is ACTUALLY good for America
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