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jzasky

BallHype Member since July 6, 2007

Women Against Fantasy Sports a hit with fantasy sports widows
Women Against Fantasy Sports a hit with fantasy sports widows
failuremag.com — Fed up with “the countless hours [her] husband spends glued to the computer checking his fantasy football... crap,” Allison Lodish of Kentfield, California, conceives womenagainstfantasysports.com. (more) Women Against Fantasy Sports a hit with fantasy sports ...
Bengals fan suspended for helmet hair
Bengals fan suspended for helmet hair
failuremag.com — You'd think that being a 'big' Cincinnati Bengals fan is punishment enough.... (more) Bengals fan suspended for helmet hair
Philadelphia Inquirer ad fail
Philadelphia Inquirer ad fail
failuremag.com — Today’s Philly Inquirer features a Macy’s ad congratulating the Philadelphia Phillies on winning back-to-back World Series titles.... (more) Philadelphia Inquirer ad fail
New book chronicles Vince Lombardi's first season with the Packers
failuremag.com — Any Packers fans out there who have read this book yet?... (more) New book chronicles Vince Lombardi's first season with ...
Pittsburgh Pirates: 17 going on 18 consecutive losing seasons
Pittsburgh Pirates: 17 going on 18 consecutive losing seasons
failuremag.com — What's next for Pittsburgh's MLB franchise? (more) Pittsburgh Pirates: 17 going on 18 consecutive losing ...
Iron Dog snowmobile race loses title sponsor
Iron Dog snowmobile race loses title sponsor
failuremag.com — Will the 2010 race be as good as last year? No, it will Palin comparison.... (more) Iron Dog snowmobile race loses title sponsor
Player shoots coach during anti-violence baseball game
failuremag.com — Police are searching for the gunman. (more) Player shoots coach during anti-violence baseball game

Army 1-0 for the first time since 1996
Army 1-0 for the first time since 1996
failuremag.com — Army beats Eastern Michigan in Rich Ellerson's debut. (more) Army 1-0 for the first time since 1996
El Salvador loses World Cup qualifier, valuables in Utah
failuremag.com — El Salvador is saying "We wuz robbed," in the wake of tonight's 2-1 loss to the U.S.... at Rio Tinto Stadium in Utah, and it's not because of the outcome of the match. (more) El Salvador loses World Cup qualifier, valuables in Utah
Tennesse Titans player exposes design flaw in brand-new Cowboys Stadium
Tennesse Titans player exposes design flaw in brand-new Cowboys Stadium
failuremag.com — The Jones Mahal drew rave reviews last night ... except for one problem.... (more) Tennesse Titans player exposes design flaw in brand-new ...
Are you ready for the final installment of failuremag.com's Quirkiest Football Failures?
Are you ready for the final installment of failuremag.com's Quirkiest Football Failures?
failuremag.com — Includes failures from both the pro game and the college game.... (more) Are you ready for the final installment of ...

Men have fantasy football. Now women have a fantasy husband league.
Men have fantasy football. Now women have a fantasy husband league.
failuremag.com — Now football widows have an opportunity to play in a fantasy league of their own—fantasyhusband.com’s Fantasy Husband... League (FHL)—where the players are “husbands” and the games are of the matrimonial variety. (more) Men have fantasy football. Now women have a fantasy ...
Quirkiest football failures (part two)
Quirkiest football failures (part two)
failuremag.com — Failure magazine presents its quirkiest football failures (part two).... (more) Quirkiest football failures (part two)

Stay It Ain't So
Stay It Ain't So
failuremag.com — Who was really responsible for the Brooklyn Dodgers and New York Giants abandoning New York?... (more) Stay It Ain't So

Nevada drivers get ready to rumble?!?
Nevada drivers get ready to rumble?!?
failuremag.com — The Nevada DOT plans to install rumble strips on State Route 318 to reduce “run-off fatalities.” Sounds... good, until one finds out that 318 is the site of the “world’s fastest road race.” (more) Nevada drivers get ready to rumble?!?
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