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mattsar

I've suffered through Cleveland sports heartbreak for 25 years.

Web Site: The Kardiac Kid

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BallHype Member since Dec. 17, 2007

Why Eric Mangini Will Be The Best Browns Coach Ever
Why Eric Mangini Will Be The Best Browns Coach Ever
thekardiackid.com — After some soul-searching, I came to the following conclusion: Eric Mangini will be the true savior of... the Cleveland Browns franchise. Here's why. (more) Why Eric Mangini Will Be The Best Browns Coach Ever
How Would The Browns Use LeBron?
How Would The Browns Use LeBron?
thekardiackid.com — My patented "Kardiac Kid Super-Sports Computer" analyzed Browns OC Brian Daboll's offense against LeBron's skill set to... determine the most likely Browns play-calls featuring King James. Here are the results. (more) How Would The Browns Use LeBron?
INT. RANDY LERNER’S OFFICE — DAY
INT. RANDY LERNER’S OFFICE — DAY
thekardiackid.com — Randy Lerner: Michael? Bubbly? Mike Holmgren: Don’t you think it’s a little early … ? Lerner: My... good man, it’s always happy hour somewhere! Lerner pops the cork, pours two glasses, hands one to Holmgren, and raises his for a toast. Lerner: To–new beginnings! The ... (more) INT. RANDY LERNER’S OFFICE — DAY
Read With The Browns!
Read With The Browns!
thekardiackid.com — Several Browns players participated in the Cuyahoga Country Public Library "READ with the BROWNS" program. But the... books they selected--with titles like I'm Mighty and Hooray For Fish (Quinn's pick), seem a little too upbeat for a team the Plain Dealer described as statistically worse than the ... (more) Read With The Browns!
The Number 23
The Number 23
thekardiackid.com — Who wears it, and who deserves to wear it.... (more) The Number 23
Dwhine Howard Apologizers
Dwhine Howard Apologizers
thekardiackid.com — I usually wouldn’t call out some no-name idiot blogger, but I made the mistake of reading this... response to the Cavs’ 102-93 victory over the Orlando Magic today at Magic fan-site The Puns Are Starting To Bore Me, titled “The Rhythm Killers” (groan): Dear Courtney ... (more) Dwhine Howard Apologizers
Not Cleveland sports related, but …
Not Cleveland sports related, but …
thekardiackid.com — I would wear this 100% of the time: http://bit.ly/cWjp6... (more) Not Cleveland sports related, but …
Write Your Own Cavs 0-2 Overreaction!
Write Your Own Cavs 0-2 Overreaction!
thekardiackid.com — Cavs fans are going through a lot of emotions right now, and the best way to deal... with them is write a poorly-written, unedited screed. Here's how to overreact like the best of 'em. (more) Write Your Own Cavs 0-2 Overreaction!
Meet The Snworbs
Meet The Snworbs
thekardiackid.com — Do the new Cleveland Browns deserve the team's name, colors, logos, and legacy?... (more) Meet The Snworbs
Mangini Firewatch! Week 7!
Mangini Firewatch! Week 7!
thekardiackid.com — Between Taibbi, The Miz, H1N1, and Eric Wright's near-death experience, it was a rough week for Mangini.... How safe is his job? Read to find out ... (more) Mangini Firewatch! Week 7!
JINXED: How the Lebron-Shaq SI Cover Will Doom The Cavs
JINXED: How the Lebron-Shaq SI Cover Will Doom The Cavs
thekardiackid.com — Everyone knows that jinxes are real, just like curses and hexes (Not spells, though. That would be... ridiculous.) The most powerful jinx that exists is the dreaded Sports Illustrated cover jinx. (more) JINXED: How the Lebron-Shaq SI Cover Will Doom The Cavs
Greener Pastures: 10 Sports Figures Found Who Success After Leaving The Cleve
Greener Pastures: 10 Sports Figures Found Who Success After Leaving The Cleve
thekardiackid.com — For many coaches and athletes, Cleveland is the sports world equivalent of Dagobah; a swampy crossroads between... youthful prodigy and a career apex. Here are 10 of these sports figures. (more) Greener Pastures: 10 Sports Figures Found Who Success ...
LeBron Recounts Cancer Scare; I Poo Myself
LeBron Recounts Cancer Scare; I Poo Myself
thekardiackid.com — A play-by-play of my reaction while reading Brian Windhorst's excellent (as usual) piece of reporting yesterday.... (more) LeBron Recounts Cancer Scare; I Poo Myself
Jeff Reed Is Impressive.
Jeff Reed Is Impressive.
thekardiackid.com — The Browns-Steelers game (technically) ended at 4:30 EST, Reed was in the drunk tank by 9:00 p.m.... EST. Well done, sir. (more) Jeff Reed Is Impressive.
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