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Who’s the biggest doofus in your fantasy football starting line-up?
Who’s the biggest doofus in your fantasy football starting line-up?
steadyburn.net — In light of some recent forced, regrettable starting line-up promotions on my Fantasy Football team, I'm putting this question out there and asking people to leave their chief disaster on their fantasy starting line-up in the comments... (more) Who’s the biggest doofus in your fantasy football ...
Meet Ken Thompson, and prepare to feel like a lazy bum…
Meet Ken Thompson, and prepare to feel like a lazy bum…
steadyburn.net — 72-year old Ken Thompson’s athletic CV will make you feel like a cumbersome sack of your preferred… just check out his stats... (more) Meet Ken Thompson, and prepare to feel like a lazy bum…
Fan released from jail to attend today’s Red Sox game…
Fan released from jail to attend today’s Red Sox game…
steadyburn.net — Red Sox fan Randy Aaron Baker, who was serving a 10-day sentence for interference with official acts and violation of a protective order, was released from Van Buren County Jail this afternoon to attend today's Sox game in Kansas City. He'll return to the clink tonight. (more) Fan released from jail to attend today’s Red Sox game…
What’s the Greatest Sports Day of the Year?
What’s the Greatest Sports Day of the Year?
steadyburn.net — Opening Day, MLB Opening Sunday, the first or second day of the NCAA Tourney, vote for your favorite sports day of the year... (more) What’s the Greatest Sports Day of the Year?
The “Pain Don’t Hurt” Award (NFL Week 1)
The “Pain Don’t Hurt” Award (NFL Week 1)
steadyburn.net — On September 14, 2009, the great Patrick Swayze lost his battle with pancreatic cancer and passed away too young at the age of 57...each Tuesday during football season I’ll be awarding one player the “Pain Don’t Hurt” Award to honor Swayze’s memory, this week's recipient... (more) The “Pain Don’t Hurt” Award (NFL Week 1)

Racehorse's famous bloodline saves his life (makes him a possible movie star?)
Racehorse's famous bloodline saves his life (makes him a possible movie star?)
steadyburn.net — Former racing thoroughbred Freedom's Flight was found sold off to a "garbage feeder farm" for $100 bucks when it was discovered, via an under-lip tattoo, that he's the scion of the legend himself, Secretariat. Now, $30,000 worth of vet care later, he's the front runner to play his dad in a Disney... (more) Racehorse's famous bloodline saves his life (makes him a ...
The World Gravy Wrestling Championships, savor the victory
The World Gravy Wrestling Championships, savor the victory
steadyburn.net — This is not the WWF’s annual Turkey Bowl match. 16 men and 8 women competed in Lancashire to be crowned the World's best at the World Gravy Wrestling Championship. 2,200 litres (440 gallons) - or some 40,000 ladles - were used in competition. (more) The World Gravy Wrestling Championships, savor the victory
Las Vegas to host largest adult kickball tournament ever
Las Vegas to host largest adult kickball tournament ever
steadyburn.net — On October 10, 72 teams from 18 states will travel to Las Vegas for the largest adult kickball tournament in the history of adult kickball. Probably, in the total history of all kickball (until Field Day Earth 2080, when the youth unite to take it back from old people). (more) Las Vegas to host largest adult kickball tournament ever
Bode Miller gets clobbered by his faux trainer - an old guy (video)
Bode Miller gets clobbered by his faux trainer - an old guy (video)
steadyburn.net — Thankfully, Bode Miller has become a characateur of his former self. This is great, because his former self was really - to put it lightly - dickish? (more) Bode Miller gets clobbered by his faux trainer - an old ...
Seven Songs From Sports Film Soundtracks That You Didn’t Know
Seven Songs From Sports Film Soundtracks That You Didn’t Know
steadyburn.net — The songs on this list come from classic sports films that you’ve definitely seen (maybe not Hot Rod). Hopefully, from artists that you know (Gang of Four, Explosions in the Sky), but probably didn’t know the specific song (or any of the songs in the artist’s catalogue, ex. Twista). (more) Seven Songs From Sports Film Soundtracks That You Didn’t ...
What might become of Brett Favre’s Steakhouse?
What might become of Brett Favre’s Steakhouse?
steadyburn.net — Brett Favre’s Steakhouse, located at 1004 Brett Favre Pass, Green Bay, WI, just two blocks from Lambeau… any investors should just hope it gets burned in effigy, so they can collect the insurance... (more) What might become of Brett Favre’s Steakhouse?
Stuff that happened the year Brett Favre was drafted (1991)
Stuff that happened the year Brett Favre was drafted (1991)
steadyburn.net — Since Brett seems content to make his swan song a swan overture, I thought it appropriate to reflect on other events from way-back-when in 1991, the year Favre was drafted 33rd overall by the Atlanta Falcons. (Remember the Otzii the Iceman, or the original Sonic the Hedgehog?) (more) Stuff that happened the year Brett Favre was drafted (1991)
22-woman brawl breaks out at women's soccer match in China (Aussie team fined $5,000)
22-woman brawl breaks out at women's soccer match in China (Aussie team fined $5,000)
steadyburn.net — At this past week’s, Women’s Asian Football Confederation Under-19 Soccer Championship in Wuhan, China, a 22-woman brawl erupted between The Matildas and their Chinese opponents - who won 2-1... (more) 22-woman brawl breaks out at women's soccer match in ...
Baron Davis says “don’t release my photos, or else” (Perez Hilton says, “yeeaay! DO IT”)
Baron Davis says “don’t release my photos, or else” (Perez Hilton says, “yeeaay! DO IT”)
steadyburn.net — A thief nabbed Baron Davis’ laptop recently, and apparently the computer contains some very private content that he’d rather not see the light of day. This prompted Baron to have his legal team send a preemptive strike of a letter to media outlets - the tone of the piece... (more) Baron Davis says “don’t release my photos, or else” ...
Rafael Nadal was benched in youth soccer
Rafael Nadal was benched in youth soccer
steadyburn.net — Rafael Nadal scored 100 goals as a youth footballer in local league soccer in Mayorca. He was also benched if he ever showed up late because of tennis. (more) Rafael Nadal was benched in youth soccer
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