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Stamkos Scores an Awfully Pretty Goal
Stamkos Scores an Awfully Pretty Goal
slanchreport.com — The #1 pick in the NHL draft in 2008, Tampa Bay’s Steve Stamkos has a much more important place in the world; I recently picked him up for my fantasy hockey team where he’s been playing like gangbusters. Case in point, this super sweet goal he scored last night. It’s ... (more) Stamkos Scores an Awfully Pretty Goal
Neil Peart to Bring That Rush Sound to the NHL
Neil Peart to Bring That Rush Sound to the NHL
slanchreport.com — Not content with bandmate Steve Perry providing music for the Dodgers , Rush drummer Neil Peart has been hired by TSN to record a new version of the Hockey Theme for their NHL broadcasts. The press release, which calls Peart “the world’s most accomplished and most-respected ... (more) Neil Peart to Bring That Rush Sound to the NHL

Anaheim Fans Battle Over Who is Mightiest
Anaheim Fans Battle Over Who is Mightiest
slanchreport.com — Anaheim (Mighty) Duck Scott Niedermeyer generously skated over to the fans and gave away his stick the other night, tossing it over the boards. Showing true fellowship for their fellow man, it led to a fight between two Ducks fans jousting one another for the memento. Now you can enjoy making ... (more) Anaheim Fans Battle Over Who is Mightiest
Let’s Just Call the New Bills Head Coach Moses
Let’s Just Call the New Bills Head Coach Moses
slanchreport.com — Perry Fewell, the interim Buffalo Bills head coach shows his team the 10 commandments he has received from high above. I am the Head Coach Thou Shall have no other coach but I; because no one else would ever want this miserable job. You shall not worship any former Pro Bowlers ... (more) Let’s Just Call the New Bills Head Coach Moses
Tuskers Cap Off Perfect UFL Season — No One Notices
Tuskers Cap Off Perfect UFL Season — No One Notices
slanchreport.com — It took 23 years before the first NFL team went undefeated; the nascent and unwatched UFL has had their first undefeated team in year one as SOMEHOW the Florida Tuskers managed to stay focused with all the thousands of reporters following the team. The Tuskers enter the playoffs 6-0 after two ... (more) Tuskers Cap Off Perfect UFL Season — No One Notices
Cricket Player Opts for Lipo to Get in Shape
Cricket Player Opts for Lipo to Get in Shape
slanchreport.com — They take cricket very seriously in Pakistan and the members of the Pakistan Cricket Board are very unhappy with Shoaib Akhtar, once one of the top players in the country. In recent months Akhtar had become rather rotund, so much so that he opted for liposuction as a means of getting back ... (more) Cricket Player Opts for Lipo to Get in Shape
Frisbee Toss Gets 22 Seconds of Hangtime
Frisbee Toss Gets 22 Seconds of Hangtime
slanchreport.com — While I think we can all agree that having Oasis’ Wonderwall playing is not ideal, this clip of a guy throwing a Frisbee off a mountain is pretty awesome. That thing goes FAR! How pissed are you though if you shank that toss? You gotta bring a couple backup ‘bees just in case ... (more) Frisbee Toss Gets 22 Seconds of Hangtime
Miami Spanks NY in Latest Lingerie Football Game
Miami Spanks NY in Latest Lingerie Football Game
slanchreport.com — The Lingerie Football League’s Miami Caliente are HOT, second in their division with a 2-1 record they are fresh off an absolute spanking of the New York Majesty 49-7. Talk about domination! [ UPI ] Posted in Awesome, Football, Hot Women Tagged: ... (more) Miami Spanks NY in Latest Lingerie Football Game
Kevin Garnett Has Some Deep Range
Kevin Garnett Has Some Deep Range
slanchreport.com — In the waning seconds of the first half in Wednesday’s Celtics/Warriors game Kevin Garnett grabbed a rebound and, after a nifty spin move, launched up a 75-footer. The ball was definitely still in his hands when time expired and the refs rightly waved off the basket, but that ... (more) Kevin Garnett Has Some Deep Range
French Refuse to Surrender (For Once)
French Refuse to Surrender (For Once)
slanchreport.com — On Wednesday the French national soccer team squared off against the Irish squad in a final World Cup qualifier, at the end of the game the French had taken a highly controversial victory. It all stems from French star striker Thierry Henry’s two accidental hand-balls which enabled him ... (more) French Refuse to Surrender (For Once)
Colton Orr Knocks Some Fools Around
Colton Orr Knocks Some Fools Around
slanchreport.com — Toronto Maple Leaf winger Colton Orr loves to fight, when he’s on the ice you can guarantee someone is going to get hit, and if any of his teammates needs a hand, Orr is ever-ready to throw off his gloves and mix it up. This season he already has 7 fights notched on his belt and has 59 ... (more) Colton Orr Knocks Some Fools Around
Jeter and Minka Take a Vacation Together
Jeter and Minka Take a Vacation Together
slanchreport.com — With his 5th championship wrapped up, Derek Jeter jetted off to St. Barts for a deserved vacation; while he should have traveled alone, he opted instead to bring his girlfriend, Minka Kelly with him as well. Doesn’t he know that she is supposed to be with me and not him? The two ... (more) Jeter and Minka Take a Vacation Together
Drunk and Crazy is the Only Way to Watch College Football
Drunk and Crazy is the Only Way to Watch College Football
slanchreport.com — This female West Virginia fan looks like she packed a few too many away during the tailgating and now, as the Mountaineers take on Clemson on the field she starts throwing some game at a fat middle-aged dude. Looks like someone is suffering from Fat-Father Syndrome ! Posted in College, ... (more) Drunk and Crazy is the Only Way to Watch College Football
Kid Sues School Over Dodgeball Mishap
Kid Sues School Over Dodgeball Mishap
slanchreport.com — One summer at camp we were playing dodgeball, campers vs. counselors; it being a sports camp nearly everyone was very athletic (with me as an obvious exception) — or at least as athletic as teenage Jews can be — particularly the counselors. With great glee I ran towards a loose ... (more) Kid Sues School Over Dodgeball Mishap

Ride it Hard and Go to the Whip as Necessary
Ride it Hard and Go to the Whip as Necessary
slanchreport.com — That’s what she said. The horse! I want to put my money down for a night of fun with her, I just hope she has the endurance for it. Posted in Awesome, Baseball Tagged: Horse Racing, That's Whatshesaid (more) Ride it Hard and Go to the Whip as Necessary

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