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Playing Madden just might make you a smarter NFL fan
Playing Madden just might make you a smarter NFL fan
sports.yahoo.com — The study done at the University of Oregon tested 15,000 NFL fans, some of them Madden players, some of them not, in five categories: game situations, general knowledge, history, rules, and business of sport. The Madden players dominated. (more) Playing Madden just might make you a smarter NFL fan

Pittsburgh's mayor makes a name change ... from Ravenstahl to Steelerstahl.
Pittsburgh's mayor makes a name change ... from Ravenstahl to Steelerstahl.
sports.yahoo.com — In light of the big Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Baltimore Ravens matchup this weekend, mayor Luke R. Ravenstahl has officially changed his name to Luke R. Steelerstahl. The change is only temporary, but he's gone so far as to change the nameplate on his office door. (more) Pittsburgh's mayor makes a name change ... from ...
The 49ers will lead the league in upper lip hair on Sunday
The 49ers will lead the league in upper lip hair on Sunday
sports.yahoo.com — This Sunday, when the 49ers put on their throwbacks for the season finale against the Redskins, I might have a second favorite team. Not only will the throwback decor adorn the bodies of the 49ers ... they're also going throwback with their upper lips. They're all growing mustaches. (more) The 49ers will lead the league in upper lip hair on Sunday
The Brett Favre 300th interception commemorative coin!
The Brett Favre 300th interception commemorative coin!
sports.yahoo.com — It's a little golden piece of history. Favre is the first and only member of the 300 interception club, and you can get this coin now to complete your collection! (more) The Brett Favre 300th interception commemorative coin!
Other job titles considered for 'Director of Responsibility'
Other job titles considered for 'Director of Responsibility'
sports.yahoo.com — 1. Handcuff Avoidance Technician 2. Supervisor of Getting Your Drunk Heiney Home 3. The Guy We Hired Because Your Father Didn't Do His Job (more) Other job titles considered for 'Director of Responsibility'

Stuff You Need: NFL Foamheads
Stuff You Need: NFL Foamheads
sports.yahoo.com — The NFL season is nearly upon us, and it's time to start thinking about what you're going to wear on your head to make your wife look at you like an idiot, or to annoy the person sitting behind at you at games. Fortunately, the NFL has provided an ideal solution for both scenarios in the form of their foamhead series available at NFLShop.com. (more) Stuff You Need: NFL Foamheads

The inevitable evil of training camp fights
The inevitable evil of training camp fights
sports.yahoo.com — Coaches need to put the Ron Burgundy rule into effect for training camp fights: Absolutely, positively, no touching of the face. And we should also probably keep tridents out of the mix. (more) The inevitable evil of training camp fights

The cock nosetackle, and why he's not such a bad guy
The cock nosetackle, and why he's not such a bad guy
sports.yahoo.com — During last night's game, I thought I heard John Madden refer to someone as a "cock nosetackle." Madden (at least the TV version of him) has always been a rather clean-mouthed fellow, so I did a bit of a double-take. A DVR rewind confirmed it. Madden called someone a cock nosetackle. (more) The cock nosetackle, and why he's not such a bad guy
Shutdown Corner celebrates Shark Week
Shutdown Corner celebrates Shark Week
sports.yahoo.com — In case you weren't aware -- and if you weren't, I don't know why you're refusing to take part in the best things in life -- we're in the middle of Shark Week. Well, The Corner is not going to stand idly by while everyone else nibbles at the delicious chum. As Shutdown Corner's contribution, here's a list of 4 NFL'ers who might survive a shark attack. (more) Shutdown Corner celebrates Shark Week

Shutdown Eleven: Non-NFL athletes who would excel in the NFL
Shutdown Eleven: Non-NFL athletes who would excel in the NFL
sports.yahoo.com — Shutdown Corner is giddy to present its list of 11 non-NFL athletes who would have excelled in a career in professional football. The world is filled with phenomenal athletes, and regrettably, many deserving ones will be left off this list. There are a lot of sports in the world. A lot of them, I don't watch. I am limited by my own insular experiences as a sports fan. (more) Shutdown Eleven: Non-NFL athletes who would excel in the NFL

Some lucky lady will get to rub tummies with Warren Sapp
Some lucky lady will get to rub tummies with Warren Sapp
sports.yahoo.com — One lucky twinkle-toed gal out there will get the Warren Sapp experience up close. Sapp told the St. Petersburg Times that he'll be accepting an offer to appear on ABC's Dancing with the Stars. (more) Some lucky lady will get to rub tummies with Warren Sapp
Commissioner Goodell, Pacman Jones is on line two for you
Commissioner Goodell, Pacman Jones is on line two for you
sports.yahoo.com — Pacman: I saw you on TV the other day. You were talking about videotapes or something. Goodell: You mean Spygate? Pacman: What the hell is Spygate? Goodell: You don't know what Spygate is? Pacman: Is that one of those things you buy at the spy store, and it's a video camera that looks like a Pepsi can, and you put it in your bathroom so you can watch girls when they go in there? (more) Commissioner Goodell, Pacman Jones is on line two for you
That really does look like a joint behind John Abraham's ear
That really does look like a joint behind John Abraham's ear
sports.yahoo.com — It really, really looks like John Abraham is carrying a spliff behind his ear. (more) That really does look like a joint behind John Abraham's ear
Come on, you can't expect the Titans to smoke schwag
Come on, you can't expect the Titans to smoke schwag
sports.yahoo.com — Court documents revealed yesterday that a lowlife drug dealer admitted to selling some top-shelf marijuana to Tennessee Titans players for about $1,000 an ounce. Or close to an ounce, anyway. (more) Come on, you can't expect the Titans to smoke schwag
Derrick Rose got his ass whooped
Derrick Rose got his ass whooped
sports.yahoo.com — That's why there was no press conference announcing that he was leaving. A Memphis football player kicked his ass over a girl. (more) Derrick Rose got his ass whooped
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