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Mike Babcock Hates Everything
Mike Babcock Hates Everything
hockeyheadblog.com — I don’t want to mislead you. I didn’t watch much of this hockey game (bits at best, it’s cloudy), hate the drink not the drinker. Going easy on the Detroit Red Wings is not something we normally shy away from around here. To rehash, Georges Laraque high-sticks Darren ... (more) Mike Babcock Hates Everything
Big Goals By Ehrhoff and McCabe
Big Goals By Ehrhoff and McCabe
hockeyheadblog.com — Bryan McCabe scored an overtime winner to seal it for the Florida Panthers last night. Out on the left coast Christian Ehrhoff tallied two G’s to lead the Canucks over Colorado 5-2. Colorado is over dudes, it’s been fun. Craig Anderson sucks bag, believe it. McCabe’s Winner: ... (more) Big Goals By Ehrhoff and McCabe
Another Look: Derek Dorsett’s Flop
Another Look: Derek Dorsett’s Flop
hockeyheadblog.com — Dallas’ James Neal has been enjoying a breakout season with 11 goals and 11 assists to this point. Neal racked up 19 PIMs last night versus the Columbus Blue Jackets, still managing to contribute to my fantasy team without registering a point. Neal’s fantasy owners might be ... (more) Another Look: Derek Dorsett’s Flop
Thursday Morning Head: Brad May Gets Hosed, Another “Head Shot”, and No Shirts
Thursday Morning Head: Brad May Gets Hosed, Another “Head Shot”, and No Shirts
hockeyheadblog.com — We’re kicking things off here on Thursday with a “fashion” shot of Brendan Witt shirtless, of course. Witt might be the hardest hitting player in video games since Scott Stevens retired, but I don’t know how you get talked into a shoot like the one this came from.  ... (more) Thursday Morning Head: Brad May Gets Hosed, Another ...
Sneaky Fucking Russian
Sneaky Fucking Russian
hockeyheadblog.com — Via Fanball.com’s Owner’s Edge via Aaron Portzline of the Columbus Dispatch’s Twitter page: Columbus Dispatch: Nikita FIlatov headed to KHL’s CSKA Moscow on one-year loan agreement. (more) Sneaky Fucking Russian

Friday Morning Head: Owen Nolan returns to the highlight reel
Friday Morning Head: Owen Nolan returns to the highlight reel
hockeyheadblog.com — In case you missed it, Owen Nolan turned on the wheels and went end-to-end like he hasn’t done since Jeff Friesen was still relevant to score a beauty while falling to his ass. His Minnesota Wild lost the game 4-3 in a shootout to Tampa, but who gives a shit just check out the video:  ... (more) Friday Morning Head: Owen Nolan returns to the highlight ...
Akinori Iwamura is a gateway Japanese baseball player
Akinori Iwamura is a gateway Japanese baseball player
piratesproperty.com — For the uninitiated, Igarashi has spent his entire professional career with the Tokyo Yakult Swallows and apparently throws very hard. The right-handed reliever registered only three saves last season, but racked up an impressive 37 in 2004. The Bucs’ closer in 2004 was Jose Mesa, soooo. (more) Akinori Iwamura is a gateway Japanese baseball player
Here Come The Detroit Red Wings and Their Illustrious Collection of Three-Syllable Last Names
Here Come The Detroit Red Wings and Their Illustrious Collection of Three-Syllable Last Names
hockeyheadblog.com — It was supposed to be a special night for Ken Hitchcock. Instead, his Columbus Blue Jackets ended up on the arse end of a 9-1 washing at home by the Detroit Red Wings. Ken’s 1000th game as an NHL head coach was over before his team ever had a chance. In the continuous quest for good ... (more) Here Come The Detroit Red Wings and Their Illustrious ...
Fake Bill Simmons Interviews British Chris Bosh
jurassichoops.com — This is so wrong that it’s almost right. A very hip looking caricature of Bill Simmons sits down with a mustache adorned Chris Bosh in studio and lays into him about being a softy. I’m still confused, but for the sake of Simmons calling CB4 “KG’s bitch” I think we should all have a gander. (more) Fake Bill Simmons Interviews British Chris Bosh
27 Reasons Why I Hate The Yankees
piratesproperty.com — 6. Sunday Night Baseball: When I was growing up I would look forward all week to ESPN’s Sunday Night Baseball, just so that I could see a team I didn’t normally have a chance to. Back then the Yankees stunk, now they should just call it “Sunday Night Yankees, Unless The Cardinals Are Playing The M (more) 27 Reasons Why I Hate The Yankees
Kessel To Debut, Burke To Erase Last 42 Years Tonight
Kessel To Debut, Burke To Erase Last 42 Years Tonight
hockeyheadblog.com — Is it December 5th already? It must be because Phil Kessel is making his long awaited debut for the blue and white tonight versus the Tampa Bay Lightning. Kessel is a quick healer, apparently. I’m choosing to believe that Brian Burke pulled a “Jedi mind trick” on Phil ... (more) Kessel To Debut, Burke To Erase Last 42 Years Tonight
Hockey Fans Ridicule Goalie Mask Poll
Hockey Fans Ridicule Goalie Mask Poll
hockeyheadblog.com — So this is your number one goalie mask in today’s NHL? What a joke. There’s not one iota of creativity anywhere near this piece of shit. It doesn’t even match the Canucks’ fucking colours. Jason LaBarbera cleary has the best the mask in the NHL . I’m sure ... (more) Hockey Fans Ridicule Goalie Mask Poll
2009-10 Raptors Preview With The Score’s Glenn Schiiler
2009-10 Raptors Preview With The Score’s Glenn Schiiler
jurassichoops.com — Jurassic Hoops approached The Score’s Glenn Schiiler about the possibility of a little Q&A on the 2009-10 Toronto Raptors, and he was kind enough to give us some of his time. Glenn provides some of the best day-to-day on-air coverage of the Raptors, and here’s a transcription... (more) 2009-10 Raptors Preview With The Score’s Glenn Schiiler
No Hockey Today, I’ve Got A Metallica Hangover
No Hockey Today, I’ve Got A Metallica Hangover
hockeyheadblog.com — As you can see, Metallica requires a stage big enough to hold even Bono’s ego. When members of band despise each other as much as these guys do it’s to the benefit of everyone to be as far away from each other as possible. Unfortunately, Lars Ulrich is positioned ... (more) No Hockey Today, I’ve Got A Metallica Hangover
Breaking News:  Leafs Suck A Little Bit Less
Breaking News: Leafs Suck A Little Bit Less
hockeyheadblog.com — Fuck swine flu, fuck murder, fuck everything. This. Is. Your. Top. Story. The NHL’s only winless team finally scored a victory. This city has an abundance of unsolved crime, and this is your top story. Plan the fucking parade, Brian Burke always believed in this group. (more) Breaking News: Leafs Suck A Little Bit Less
Crosby Undresses Vokoun For Shootout Winner
Crosby Undresses Vokoun For Shootout Winner
hockeyheadblog.com — The way Tomas Vokoun played for most of Friday night’s 3-2 loss to the Pens should have warranted a better outcome for the Florida Panthers. Vokoun made 41 saves and looked sharp most of the night, but it wasn’t enough as Sidney Crosby scored a power-play goal early in the ... (more) Crosby Undresses Vokoun For Shootout Winner
Prime Minister Wants More Canadian Hockey Teams, Won’t Fight For It
Prime Minister Wants More Canadian Hockey Teams, Won’t Fight For It
hockeyheadblog.com — Stephen Harper is the Prime Minister of Canada whether the majority of voters like it or not. Harper is an avid hockey fan, he’s been telling people that he’s been working on a new bible hockey book for years. Like so many other losers, Harper’s favourite hockey team ... (more) Prime Minister Wants More Canadian Hockey Teams, Won’t ...

Morning Head:  Big Night For Hockey Fights
Morning Head: Big Night For Hockey Fights
hockeyheadblog.com — Wednesday night’s NHL action featured more fights than games, but saw the return of heavyweight knuck-chucker Derek “The Boogeyman” Boogaard to NHL fisticuffs. The Princeton Puncher George Parros fell to 0-2 on the season after getting the swinging treatment from ... (more) Morning Head: Big Night For Hockey Fights
Jason LaBarbera’s Goalie Mask Features The Ultimate Warrior
Jason LaBarbera’s Goalie Mask Features The Ultimate Warrior
hockeyheadblog.com — Maybe I’m late on this one, but no one else has pointed it out to me either. Jason LaBarbera’s goalie mask appears to feature a trio of pop-culture icons including Eddie Vedder, James Hetfield, and none other than wrestling lunatic legend The Ultimate Warrior . I appear to ... (more) Jason LaBarbera’s Goalie Mask Features The Ultimate Warrior
Kid Reenacts The 2009 Pittsburgh Pirates Batting Stances
piratesproperty.com — The kid uses the power of editing to include the batters’ walk-up music, and even the music selections are pretty bang-on. I can’t get enough of this guy, he’s nailed every single nuance and batter’s box superstition without so much as cracking a smile. (more) Kid Reenacts The 2009 Pittsburgh Pirates Batting Stances
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