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First Day on the Job: Matt LaPorta
First Day on the Job: Matt LaPorta
thedaveburbarevolution.blogspot.com — Man in Hall (in an exaggerated low voice): Hi newbie, my name is Marcus. What do you... want? LaPorta immediately recognizes the man to be Travis Hafner. LaPorta: Umm, hello. I'm Matt. Aren't you-- Hafner: Why don't you shut the hell up Matt! No one even wants you hear you idiot! Everyone ... (more) First Day on the Job: Matt LaPorta
Ebayin' Cleveland
Ebayin' Cleveland
thedaveburbarevolution.blogspot.com — First up we have a 10 inch collectible plate featuring former Cavalier Mark Price. At $12.99 I'm... not sure how anyone could consider this auction anything but a steal. In my "Commemorative Plate Power Rankings" I have Price at number 4, sandwiched in between Kyle Petty and John F. Kennedy. (more) Ebayin' Cleveland
Mike Brown vs. The Call
Mike Brown vs. The Call
thedaveburbarevolution.blogspot.com — And if that call were a person, so help me -- it would be Jeffery Dahmer. What... I saw tonight with .1 seconds left in the game was the Jeffery Dahmer of NBA officiating." (more) Mike Brown vs. The Call
After Hours with LeBron James
After Hours with LeBron James
thedaveburbarevolution.blogspot.com — 11:32 PM: LeBron flags down a waitress and orders a round of what he calls his "Triple... Double Cocktail" -- 1 double shot of Gin, 1 double shot of Bourbon and 1 double shot of contact lens solution. (more) After Hours with LeBron James
Presidential Choices
Presidential Choices
thedaveburbarevolution.blogspot.com — Today's inauguration of President Barack Obama is the mark of new era in America. And with the... theme of "change" in mind, some of Cleveland's most popular sports figures were recently given the chance to answer the following question: What would be your first course of action as the 44th President? (more) Presidential Choices
LeBrowns
thedaveburbarevolution.blogspot.com — When I lie my head down to sleep and shut my eyes for the night, I'm usually... welcomed by 5 images. These faint illustrations flash into my mind without warning and I count on them to help me rest. They are comforting. They are warming. And most of all, they are awesome. (more) LeBrowns

The Brighter Side of the Browns
thedaveburbarevolution.blogspot.com — The Browns' travel coordinators have been absolutely stellar. The team has successfully arrived, on time, to every... single road game this season. 4 for 4 and counting -- you can't argue with those numbers! (more) The Brighter Side of the Browns
Vote!
Vote!
thedaveburbarevolution.blogspot.com — Democracy! (more) Vote!

Grady Strikes a Pose
thedaveburbarevolution.blogspot.com — The photos showcase a suave Grady hanging out with mysterious women, harassing little kids, and wearing $5,000... bomber jackets in various downtown locations. The interview portion of the photo shoot is particularly interesting because of Sizemore's uncanny ability to speak about himself while simulta (more) Grady Strikes a Pose

Kellen Winslow Watches the Browns Game
thedaveburbarevolution.blogspot.com — Intrigued by the word, he begins to repeatedly say it over and over, eventually replacing classic song... lyrics with it. He spends the next 7 minutes singing the tunes "Staph by Me" and "Staph in Black." (more) Kellen Winslow Watches the Browns Game
Braylon Edwards: The Time Altering, Game Erasing Wide Receiver
thedaveburbarevolution.blogspot.com — My favorite part about the Browns upset over the NY Giants on Monday Night has got to... be Brayon Edwards comments before, during, and after the game. Edwards, who I can only assume is having a steamy sex affair with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, repeatedly insisted that a win against the Giants wou (more) Braylon Edwards: The Time Altering, Game Erasing Wide ...
Cleveland Browns: How do you get Jacked?
thedaveburbarevolution.blogspot.com — Jamal Lewis, RB: "The morning before kickoff I play a game of John Madden Football on Playstation.... I pick the Browns and give Jamal Lewis anywhere from 90-95 carries. At the end of the game, when they show personal stats, I snap a Polaroid of my TV screen. Then I take that picture, tape it to my joc (more) Cleveland Browns: How do you get Jacked?
Getting Dirty with the Browns
thedaveburbarevolution.blogspot.com — November 4th vs. Seattle Seahawks: Several Seahawk receivers have accused Browns cornerbacks Leigh Bodden and Brandon McDonald... of sipping Tabasco sauce before crucial 3rd down plays and then spitting the liquid into their faces as the ball is snapped. (more) Getting Dirty with the Browns
The Most Awkward Elevator Ride in Cleveland Browns History
thedaveburbarevolution.blogspot.com — Quinn: You get a haircut? Anderson: Man, I wish Notre Dame had like an 8-year football program.... That way you'd still be there. Silence. Anderson: I didn't mean that, I'm sorry. Quinn: It's cool. Silence. Quinn touches the brail below the "2" elevator button. Quinn: Hey man, the fir (more) The Most Awkward Elevator Ride in Cleveland Browns History
Coming Soon to a Theater Near You...Dave Burba
thedaveburbarevolution.blogspot.com — International man of wonder, Dave Burba, was recently featured in a "Where are they now?" piece for... Indians.com. The standout nugget of info that emerges from the story is definitely this: "(Burba) recently finished filming his acting debut in an upcoming movie..." (more) Coming Soon to a Theater Near You...Dave Burba

Cooking with Shaun Rogers
Cooking with Shaun Rogers
thedaveburbarevolution.blogspot.com — Step 7: For the third layer you'll want to prepare your taste buds for a 'journey under... the sea.' Begin by spooning and spreading out 2 cans of dolphin unsafe tuna. Place 2-3 (depending on their size) soft-shell blue crabs atop the tuna and cover with 8oz of tartar sauce. Lastly, top with 1/2 pound (more) Cooking with Shaun Rogers
Indians 2009 Schedule
Indians 2009 Schedule
thedaveburbarevolution.blogspot.com — At this point, the only thing a fan of the Cleveland Indians really has to look forward... to is next year. Well, next year just got a little bit closer this week as Major League Baseball released the 2009 schedule . Below are some of the highlights (more) Indians 2009 Schedule
5 Things Not to Watch For In Cleveland vs. Pittsburgh
5 Things Not to Watch For In Cleveland vs. Pittsburgh
thedaveburbarevolution.blogspot.com — The Browns face the hated Steelers this Sunday night in Cleveland and the whole world will be... watching. By now you know the story -- the injuries, the matchups, the 9 straight losses to Pittsburgh -- it's going to be statement game for the Browns (whatever that means) one way or (more) 5 Things Not to Watch For In Cleveland vs. Pittsburgh
"Are You Serious, He'll Shake You Like Jell-O"
"Are You Serious, He'll Shake You Like Jell-O"
thedaveburbarevolution.blogspot.com — Move over 87Hizzetfield -- the Cleveland sports Internet music scene just upgraded. Earlier this week a LeBron... superfan, who calls himself "lebronjames750" released the following music video, appropriately titled "LeBron James Song." (more) "Are You Serious, He'll Shake You Like Jell-O"
The Hands Make the Man
thedaveburbarevolution.blogspot.com — No one took the loss more personal than Braylon Edwards -- and no one took the blame... any harder than the hands of Braylon Edwards...from Braylon Edwards. Confused? Me too. Below is an account of the conversation Edwards' had with his very own hands after the game. Sunday -- 10:30 PM -- The Home o (more) The Hands Make the Man
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