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The Islanders Are... Sponsoring Us?
The Islanders Are... Sponsoring Us?
barrymelroserocks.com — I had no idea that this was going on until I saw it on the site tonight. I know there are quite a few Isles fans who frequent the site since I can't stop talking about them, so I guess the marketing department in Uniondale is doing a good job finding their target demographics. Or maybe the ... (more) The Islanders Are... Sponsoring Us?
When Goals Aren't Goals and the NHL is a Bad Version of a Carnival Game
When Goals Aren't Goals and the NHL is a Bad Version of a Carnival Game
barrymelroserocks.com — Red Wings fans are going to be bitching like there's no tomorrow in the morning. And you know me, I've had my fair share of run ins with those folks. But man, if there was ever, ever , EVER a time when everyone in the nation could agree that the bitching coming from Detroit was actually, you ... (more) When Goals Aren't Goals and the NHL is a Bad Version of ...
She had intestines removed, and still could only get Max Talbot
She had intestines removed, and still could only get Max Talbot
barrymelroserocks.com — Pat Celesnik was very ill last year, enduring a 2 week coma, a heart attack, and the removal of half of her lower intestines. Miraculously and thankfully, she made it through. When she awoke from her coma, she asked "Is there a hockey game tonight?" It's like Schultz ... (more) She had intestines removed, and still could only get Max ...
The Versus [drinking] Game of the Week Washington at the Rangers
The Versus [drinking] Game of the Week Washington at the Rangers
barrymelroserocks.com — Tuesday's game is the classic "best player in the league vs they must be good because they play in New York!" television match up. That's how it was scheduled, I imagine. As it turns out, the best player in the league has been nicked up and hasn't played the last few weeks, and the Rangers... ... (more) The Versus [drinking] Game of the Week Washington at the ...
Guys on Ice: Kaner Boy Tell 'em
Guys on Ice: Kaner Boy Tell 'em
barrymelroserocks.com — (The following chat makes no sense unless you have seen the video for Soulja Boy's "Turn My Swag On". embedding's been disabled, so here's the link .) ***Welcome to the Official Chat Room of the Chicago Blackhawks!*** Don’tToewsMeBro: Ah, another great day to be a responsible captain of ... (more) Guys on Ice: Kaner Boy Tell 'em

How Did We Miss This?
How Did We Miss This?
barrymelroserocks.com — Now, if you've been a rather loyal reader, you'll know that there has been no shortage of love for Jeremy Roenick. Whether we had him berating us for being the losers we are , appearing on some random shin as a tattoo , or possibly appearing in porn , he was a part of all of us. So please, ... (more) How Did We Miss This?
Is Don Cherry Channeling His Inner Hippie?
Is Don Cherry Channeling His Inner Hippie?
barrymelroserocks.com — Don Cherry always has interesting suits. We know this. Cherry wearing something that looks like the designer created it out of carpeting or while on hallucinogenic drugs is the norm. But on Saturday night Cherry had something new to unleash on the world. Ladies and gentlemen, the flower power ... (more) Is Don Cherry Channeling His Inner Hippie?
My name is Ville Leino, and I would like to dispel some rumors
barrymelroserocks.com — Hello, my name is Ville Leino, and I play left wing for the Detroit Red Wings. I have no relation to the American comedian Jay Leno. Our names are not the even spelled the same. I understand the confusion. Our names are similar, and just one look at me tells everyone that I have an excellent ... (more) My name is Ville Leino, and I would like to dispel some ...
Mrs. Tavres's Day Out
Mrs. Tavres's Day Out
barrymelroserocks.com — OK, FINE you guys already know about the bet . You saw the shirt ( It was a fold, dammit!) Now, I present to you, Mrs Tavares's Day Out. (more) Mrs. Tavres's Day Out

Tuesday Live Chat November 10, 2009!
Tuesday Live Chat November 10, 2009!
barrymelroserocks.com — Holy crapballs, it's Tuesday again, which means another BMR Livechat! Come join us--well, ME at least, I don't know if the guys will drag themselves out of the ditch or not. Let's harasses Swedish women, throw food, and make fun of the Hurricnaes (Sorry Dave.) All around tomfoolery for all! ... (more) Tuesday Live Chat November 10, 2009!

The Versus [drinking] Game of the Week Pittsburgh at Boston
The Versus [drinking] Game of the Week Pittsburgh at Boston
barrymelroserocks.com — For the second week in a row, our drinking game will involve Boston. No, I am not taking money (or free beer) from Sam Adams. My understanding is that the internet is abuzz with rumors that I'm on the take from those Boston brewmasters. Versus might be though, given how much attention they seem ... (more) The Versus [drinking] Game of the Week Pittsburgh at Boston
Today in Awkward NHL photos
Today in Awkward NHL photos
barrymelroserocks.com — There are many things to like about this simple picture of Predator Francis Bouillon scoring on Jon Quick of the Kings. Here are a few of mine - Boillon dancing around like a 2 year old who just pooped in the big boy toilet for the first time. - Boillon dancing around like a 2 year ... (more) Today in Awkward NHL photos
BREAKING: THe Hurricanes are Not Good
BREAKING: THe Hurricanes are Not Good
barrymelroserocks.com — You can always count on those websites who plagiarize to be on top of breaking stories such as this one. A story declaring the Canes the NHL's worst team starts off like so: It's official. The Carolina Hurricanes are definitely the worst team in the NHL right now. With a mere seven ... (more) BREAKING: THe Hurricanes are Not Good
Sneak preview: Mrs.  Tavares
Sneak preview: Mrs. Tavares
barrymelroserocks.com — As you may or may not know, Kevin and I had a bet going about whether the Leafs or the Islanders would be the first team to win a game. I lost the bet, and I now have to wear the following shirt somewhere in public: Yeah. (more) Sneak preview: Mrs. Tavares
Guys on Ice: Best of Both Worlds Edition
barrymelroserocks.com — First of all, I'd like to dedicate this Guys on Ice to frequent reader Sleza, for agreeing with me on the look-alikes and for introducing me to this group. Also, I promise this is the last time I do a Disney-inspired Guys on Ice for a really, really, long time . (more) Guys on Ice: Best of Both Worlds Edition

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