5 Keys to a Successfull 2008 Mets Season

1) Time to Grow Up Pelfrey- I am sick and tired of talking about this guys potential. Its really simple. Keep your pitches down in the zone and throw strikes. He should get a fuckin tattoo of these two things on his right left forearm so when he starts to walk everyone and wipes off his brow he can fuckin stare right at it... [link]