“Teardrops the size of pineapple chunks”

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June 20 - 2007 Is there an FCC regulation mandating that a certain percentage of American soccer broadcasts include a moronic Scottsman? And are we not already meeting that requirement through Tommy Smyth? Apparently not. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=499TYSKaxKY (link)

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Did He Really Just Say, "Teardrops The Size Of Pineapple Chunks"???
Published 6/20/2007 by Awful Announcing- at AwfulAnnouncing
Yeah, he did. I don't even know how to come up with a lead-in for this video. I'll let Soccernista explain.... ...

Soccer announcers have a way with words: "Teardrops the size of pineapple chunks"
Published 6/20/2007 at FanIQ Blog
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Teardrops The Size Of Pineapple Chunks
Published 6/20/2007 by The Feed at The Feed
... Soccer announcers are subtle. (Soccernista) ...

Blurbs and Links...
Published 6/21/2007 by dswinder at Untitled[.]
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Ray Hudson Forecasts Sex in Madrid
Published 6/21/2007 by David J. Warner at FanHouse
I wonder if this is going to be regular feature on GolTV... "And now, the football weather with Ray Hudson." "Thank you! Tonight in Madrid, it's going to be mostly horny with scattered orgasms and a chance of pregnancy. The low tonight will be nonexistent, because of Mamadou Diarra! Go bonkers, Madridistas!" I guess it would help the ratings a little. It never hurts to have a guy who's so over the top that you wonder if there's any oxygen up there. There's something else in there about a matador in high heels, which really tells me more about this man than I need to know... (Spotted on Soccernista .) Previously at the FanHouse: ...

THE GREATEST SPORTS ANNOUNCER EVER
Published 6/21/2007 at With Leather - The Best Damn Sports Blog Exclamation Point
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