Saints Players Pooped on Owners New Cars, For Real
FanHouse —
by Shane Bacon Filed under: Saints, NFL RumorsHere's a little story you probably never thought you'd be reading on a Sunday morning. According to a reliable source close to PFT, a few Saints left their natural calling cards on more than one of owner Tom Benson's vehicles. Benson, in addition to the Saints, also owns some new car dealerships. And a few times a season, Benson brings a few of the new cars up to the practice facility and stadium in hopes of luring a wandering eye over to the shiny new ride. ...
Which Saint Pooped On The Owner's Car? [For Me To Poop On]
Deadspin —
... The New Orleans Saints won't be fooled by any sales pitches. And they'll go to great lengths to prove it. I'll just get right to it. ...
Saints Players Cover Owner Tom Benson's Cars In Crap
FanIQ Blog —
... so far, seeing as they're last in the NFC South at 5-5. But it turns out they're also taking the term "crappy" a little too far.
It seems that Saints team owner Tom Benson also owns a few car dealerships, and ever year he each year he brings a set of new cars to the team facility in the hopes of getting some of the players to make a purchase. Apparently the players are continually annoyed by this because Benson offers to special deal to them.
According to Pro Football Talk: ...
Saints Cover Owner’s Cars In Feces. Wait, What?!
SPORTSbyBROOKS —
Conflict resolution is a fine art, often requiring the greatest of tact by both parties involved. If there’s one thing you want, it’s to bring everyone to a common understanding and work from there. We would probably recommend a handshake. We would probably not recommend taking a giant dump on your boss’s car. Good holy lord we would not recommend that. Car bird poop (If this story were about the Cardinals) But according to PROFOOTBALLTALK.COM, that’s precisely what some members of the New Orleans Saints did to owner Tom Benson. Seriously. They saw some new cars of his… and ...
Some Engine Sludge in New Orleans
Stock Lemon - NFL, College Football, and NBA Free Picks and Winners —
Profootballtalk.com had a strange item up on their rumor mill Saturday, and we'll let them tell you all about it: Saints owner Tom Benson owns various car dealerships. We’re told that, each year, he brings a mini-fleet of new cars to the team ...
Saints Players Express Dislike of Team Ownership in Odd Way
Canal Street Chronicles —
... I don't know how I missed this one yesterday but I just found it today it's so weird I had to devote an entire post to it. Keep in mind this info comes from ProFootballTalk.com, so take this with a grain of salt, but they're latest Saints related rumor is a bit out of the ordinary. ...
What a Nice Car, For Me to Poop ON!
The Slanch Report —
... a car without much of any concern about their checkbook. In order to express their displeasure, “more than one of the cars was coated in a certain byproduct of the human digestive system.”
That’s right, the players POOPED on the cars! Wow. Just imagine the process for that, you need to get a buddy, then, you and said buddy load up and head out to the parking lot, then just casually drop trou and poop on some new cars. Or as I like to call it, Thursday.
[Pro Football Talk via Fan IQ]
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... Saints Act Like Sinners?
Players on the New Orleans Saints don't like their owner -- they REALLY don't like their owner. ...
THE SAINTS LOVE THEIR OWNER
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... Tom Benson is the Saints’ owner who remains popular with fans for trying to use Hurricane Katrina to move the team to another city. And apparently, the players are just as fond of him as the fans are. From PFT: ...
New Orleans Saints Drop a Deuce, But It Isn't McAllister [NFL]
Deadspin —
... Let it be known to New Orleans Saints' owner Tom Benson: your players will not tolerate you intra-business whoring. It seems Mr. Benson has this habit of bringing cars from the many dealerships he owns to the Saints' practice facility, and then trying to sell those cars to his players. It also seems that certain of his players don't like being sold to. So prior to last Monday's home win over the Packers, they did what most people would do in the same situation: they smeared shit on their boss's cars. Human shit! ...
UPDATE: New Orleans Saints Drop a Deuce, But It Isn't McAllister [NFL]
Deadspin —
... Let it be known to New Orleans Saints' owner Tom Benson: your players will not tolerate you intra-business whoring. It seems Mr. Benson has this habit of bringing cars from the many dealerships he owns to the Saints' practice facility, and then trying to sell those cars to his players. It also seems that certain of his players don't like being sold to. So prior to last Monday's home win over the Packers, they did what most people would do in the same situation: they smeared shit on their boss's cars. Human shit! ...
