A Father’s Day Fit For A F--king Badass

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Morning Paper: Spurs a Dynasty?
Published 6/15/2007 by Larry Brown at Larry Brown Sports
... How to spend the perfect Father’s Day [Big Daddy Drew at KSK]

KSK = Geniuses
Published 6/15/2007 by Luol Dang! at The Smittblog
... ). But the reason for this particular post is to drop them some love for the Father's Day post they put up yesterday (it's actually archived from an earlier post). If you can make it through the entire post without laughing out loud, then you are either dead or stupid.

Shawn Kemp's Big Day: Some Father's Days Are Happier Than Others
Published 6/15/2007 at Deadspin
... , and, most happily, Kissing Suzy Kolber has re-run Big Daddy Drew's classic The Perfect Father's Day timeline, featuring the immortal phrase, "Drink a bottle of Cristal. Listen to 'Master of Puppets' in its entirety, singing both the vocal and guitar parts. Come up with the idea for a cologne that smells like gunfire. Call my brother to have it patented."

FRIDAY AU REVOIR: BONUS MUSTACHE.
Published 6/15/2007 by Orson Swindle at EDSBS
... –Big Daddy Drew’s column on his ultimate Fathers’ Day. It’s better than anything we’ve ever written.

Blog Roundup for 6-18-07
Published 6/18/2007 by tips@sportable.com at Sportable, Where Sports are a Lifestyle
... A Father’s Day Fit for a F–king Badass [Kissing Suzy Kolber]: If you’re a dad and your day was anything like this, you should be proud of yourself. He’s drinking himself into oblivion, flying to Las Vegas and slapping Russell Crowe, and taking numerous bong hits. Funny as hell. ...