A Link Dump to Break Up The Riot's Posting Streak

I've never executed a link dump before (though I have executed several successful dumps), but with The Riot finding ways to post every 11 minutes, I felt like I had to step up to the plate and do something for the team. The next move may be changing my blogging nom de plume, but I don't know if I'm ready to go that far. - This would be funny if it were a scene from the yet-to-be made (or .. [link]