A Modest BCS Proposal

The BCS top dogs are in a three-day competition over who can sneak the highest hooker-and-beer charge onto the ol’ expense reports, I mean 3-day conference at a lovely beach resort. The college-bowl-count seems to be increasing exponentially, and those football conference commissioners must be running out bowl-name ideas. We here at Splog would like to humbly put forth a few suggestions: [link]