A Prayer To Jesus To Give Jessica Simpson Leprosy

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MONDAY SUCK-OFF: JESSICA SIMPSON'S CURSE
Published 12/17/2007 at With Leather
... But the focus of the Suck-Off must clearly be on Tony Romo.  The Cowboys won 12 of their first 13 games this season, with the lone loss coming at the hands of the best team in the NFL.  Yesterday they laid an egg at home against the maybe-mediocre Eagles, managing just 2 field goals in a 10-6 loss.  What was different?  Jessica Simpson in a pink Romo jersey, that's what.  Romo's numbers: 13-36, 214 yards, 0 TD, 3 INT, a career-low 22.2 passer rating.  Although really, what does Romo care?  He's nailing Jessica Simpson. ...

The Day Your Fantasy League Went Nuts [Fantasy Armageddon]
Published 12/17/2007 by Leitch at Deadspin
... Yes, this was the traditional first week of fantasy football playoffs, and it ended up screwing a ton of people who have rode Romo and Brady to dominant regular seasons. Romo threw three interceptions, and Brady suffered from Bill Belichick's perverse decision to run the ball on, of all days, yesterday. So we're betting there were tons of fantasy upsets yesterday. Perhaps we blame it all on Jessica Simpson. ...

Daily Links - Time to Play for Pride
Published 12/17/2007 by Kyle at BroncoTalk
... Tony Romo had his worst game of 2007 with Jessica Simpson in the stands. You do the math (NSFW). [Kissing Suzy Kolber] ...