Albert Pujols took out two San Diego Padres players within a span of two batters last night. Pitcher Chris Young took a line drive to the grill off the bat of Pujols, while catcher Josh Bard was steamrolled at home plate just minutes later. No one messes with the Pooh. Witness... H/T: FanIQ

In last night’s game against the woeful San Diego Padres, Albert Pujols made it his business to ensure the Padres will remain in last place for the present and seemingly the rest of the season as well. That’s because in the third inning, off #2 starter Chris Young, Pujols hit a sharp liner right back at Young, breaking his nose instantly and knocking him onto his ass. With ace ...

Albert Pujols put another dent in an already weak Padres lineup on Wednesday night, breaking pitcher Chris Young’s nose on a line drive in the 3rd inning. Later that inning, Pujols slid into home plate and clipped catcher Josh Bard’s left ankle. Obviously, neither of these injuries were intentional by Pujols. Young was taken to the hospital for further evaluation, while Bard ...

If, for the rest of their lives, the San Diego Padres collectively break into a cold sweat whenever the name “ Albert Pujols ” is mentioned, no one will blame them. Pujols managed to knock two of ‘em out of the game in one inning. First, Chris Young suffered a pitcher’s nightmare–a line drive to the face. (Luckily he got only a cut and a broken nose). Then, ...

ST. LOUIS, MO — After injuring the San Diego Padres ‘ Chris Young and Josh Bard earlier this week, an emotional Albert Pujols called a press conference today – in an effort, most assumed, to apologize for his rampage. But the Cardinals first baseman showed he has a wicked curveball. “To the people of San Diego, I just want to say I’m sorry,” a teary Pujols ...

This video is amazing. Albert Pujols, one of the greatest in the game put not one but two San Diego Padres on the 15-day disabled list in one single game, in the same inning! First he crushes a ball of pitcher Chris Young that shatters his nose and then later while sliding in at home plate to score a run sprains the ankle of catcher Paul Bard. As scary as the Pujols Legend has grown, ...

Check out this video of Albert Pujols injuring two San Diego Padres in one inning. First, Pujols lines a pitch off of Padres pitcher Chris Young’s face. Then Pujols slides into the leg of Padres catcher Josh Bard. While obviously Pujols didn’t try to injure either player, it was definitely a notable coincidence. Young was placed on the DL with an broken nose, while Bard was ...

This is one of the craziest sequences I’ve seen in sports. First, Albert Pujols is up to bat and hits the ball off Chris Young’s face. It didn’t like look it felt good because blood started streaming down his face. That sucks. Then I guess Pujols felt like he didn’t take out enough Padres so as we was sliding into home plate, his foot got tangled up with the ...

Remember a few days ago when I told you about the debate we had in the FanHouse Google threads about which two players we would all want to start our own baseball franchise with? Well, Silvio and I were the only two who picked Albert Pujols, and we chose him because he's the greatest hitter alive right now. Another reason I'd want him on my team? Because he will take out everybody on the

Or, perhaps more accurately, the San Diego Padres now hate Albert Pujols. Prince Albert took out two different Pads in one at-bat on Wednesday. Thursday, Pujols has scheduled in a quick pillage & plunder of downtown La Jolla.     Technorati Tags: Clubhouse Cancer , MLB , St. Louis Cardinals , San Diego Padres , Albert Pujols

The Cardinals beat the Padres 11-3 last night, but the Padres are less concerned about the game itself. Albert Pujols was literally a one man wrecking crew. No, Pujols didn't hit 3 home runs or drive in a 7 runs. He just injured the Padres starting pitcher and catcher within a matter of minutes. The Padres had a 2-0 lead in the 3rd inning when Pujols hit a line drive off of the face of Padres ...

Last night at Petco Park, Albert Pujols lined a shot off Chris Young’s face in the 3rd inning, halting play for awhile and forcing us to wonder what would have happened had Pujols not reached for the pitch. Troy Glaus singled in Pujols minutes later, and in the process, Pujols took out catcher Josh Bard with a clean slide after Bard’s ankle folded over. To recap, the Padres have the worst ...

Quoth Mitch Hedberg : “I played golf, I’m not good at golf, I never got good at it. I never got a hole in one, but I did hit a guy in one. And that’s way more satisfying.” Albert Pujols is good at baseball, but while he didn’t hit a home run against the San Diego Padres, he did hit Chris Young . And that might be satisfying if he didn’t result in him ...

Things can't get worse for the Padres . After losing Jake Peavy, last night saw Chris Young bloodied by a hit and Josh Bard taken out by the runner..both thanks to Albert Pujols . Is Albert getting back at the Padres for all the Poo-Holes jokes? (I can't imagine we are the only fans to lobby that insult. It's just too easy.) I'm pretty sure we are cursed. Now, we just need a clever name for ...

This one hurts. Fortunately Joe Buck wasn't calling this game, because he would have been disgusted. Albert Pujols took what looked to be an 0-2 cutter/sinker and, trying to get a piece of it, sent a liner right back at Chris Young's face. Young did not get his glove up in time. Pujols -- class act that he is -- felt awful, saying that "He was bleeding all over the place ... I would rather ...

OUCH. As said on the video, other than dealing with nightmares of an Albert Pujols soft liner coming at his face, Chris Young should be fine. Not that a broken nose is any picnic, but at least you’re breathing… albeit through the mouth. Bard’s ankle looked like it was about to go Robin Ventura on us. Thankfully that’s not the case, although a trip to ...

From " Pujols takes out Padres pitcher, catcher in third " at ESPN.com: San Diego Padres pitcher Chris Young and catcher Josh Bard were knocked out of Wednesday night's game against the St. Louis Cardinals by Albert Pujols within a span of two batters. Pujols hit a line drive off Young's face in the third inning, forcing the right-hander to leave the game. Young immediately fell on ...