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Alexander Ovechkin Needs Driving Lessons
Alexander Ovechkin Needs Driving Lessons
Total Pro Sports- The Washington Capitals need to do a better job of keeping Alexander Ovechkin and Mike Green away from golf carts. The two Capitals young guns were filming a spot for NHL.com and it looks like they had a close call with a garage door. I don't know if it was staged, but OV ...
Capitals all-female fan club: Isn't it time men were objectified?
Capitals all-female fan club: Isn't it time men were objectified?
sports.yahoo.com — We mentioned this in the Puck Headlines last night, but now it's all over the place thanks... to the Associated Press: The Washington Capitals have created Club Scarlet, which the team claims is the NHL's first female fan club. The site is live now, promising blogs and meet-up events and ... (more) Capitals all-female fan club: Isn't it time men were ...
Chris Cooley Is Not Impressed By Sidney Crosby. Who Is Chris Cooley Again?
Chris Cooley Is Not Impressed By Sidney Crosby. Who Is Chris Cooley Again?
thepensblog.com — Ever since Crosby and Ovechkin got into a tussle on Sunday, everyone has jumped on the Job... Sidney Crosby bandwagon, even meaningless tight ends in the NFL. Everyone, meet Chris Cooley of the Washington Redskins. Picture: Chris Cooley ... (more) Chris Cooley Is Not Impressed By Sidney Crosby. Who Is ...
This Crosby Is No Dynamic Duet Partner
This Crosby Is No Dynamic Duet Partner
onfrozenblog.com — The first instance I had of roaming about the bowels of Verizon Center with media credentials on... a visit by Sidney Crosby, in his rookie season, I took advantage of the opportunity, and actually put a couple of questions to him in the visitors' ... (more) This Crosby Is No Dynamic Duet Partner
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The Program — ... trade deadline. Can they puck it better than that "E" guy? (SB Nation) Torts already has a new rule already.... do not ****** walk on the Rangers logo....EVER! (Rangers LoHudBlogs) One of my favorite new sites asks a question "Is Crosby A Wimp"? Timely given his groin situation (Fanzak.com) Michael Ryder is ready. (Boston.com) Look out garage doors...Alex Ovechkin has a golf cart and he's not afraid to try and crash it! (Total Pro Sports) Good news Avs fans at long last.....Peter Stastny is back and in the ...

Daily Dump: Denver Nuggets Dancers Play Grab Ass, Ovechkin Driving Skills, Elisha Cuthbert Letting Body Go?, Wacked Out Sports Broadcasters, Inside A-Roid’s Locker, Brazilian Models And Jenny Busts Out
Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football — ... Again, we have an intern handling the afternoons. Hit him up because Kevin likes getting emails from all of you. Or, get in the morning dump via: mail@bustedcoverage.com Today’s Dump: The Denver Nuggets’ dancers playing grab ass [Don Chavez] Listen up NHL players! Elisha Cuthbert might be letting body go [The Daily Fix] Ovechkin nearly decapitates self, buddy on golf cart [TotalProSports] Speaking of WAGs, some Euro chick takes to red carpet with ...

Lancelot Links: Morning Edition
Josh Q. Public — This morning’s top links from the wide wonderful world of sports and beyond: IU:  Meet The New Boss, Same As The Old Boss:  (Midwest Sports Fans) I Hate To Do This To You  (Nothing Toxic) Ovie Is No Mario Andretti  (Total Pro Sports) Fehr And Selig:  Take A Good Look At The Bad Guys  (Bryan Burwell) The Evolution of the Sports Blogosphere  (Moondog Sports) How To Fix The Cowboys  (Dallas Morning News) ...

BREAKFAST LINKS
Zoner Sports — ... but Pedro can’t find a team? I understand teams may be waiting to see how he does in the WBC. But why not try to sign him before that in case he looks really good there? The Blowtorch found some of Vinny Del Negro’s coaching notes. Hilarious…and maybe true. In their latest “Where They Stand” series, Sharapova’s Thigh looks at your Chicago White Sox. Alex Ovechkin: great hockey player…not a good driver. Total Pro Sports has the video. MoonDog breaks down the evolution of ...

Mini Pony of the Day 2-25-09
Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies - Pittsburgh Sports Videos, Humor and Crack Analysis. And Ridiculously Small Horses — ...   A.O. needs driving lessons. And a shave. And a shower. And to shut up sometimes. [Total Pro Sports]   Bear Claws don't go with wine coolers. Bear Claws go with Mountain Dew? Only Barkley. [NESW Sports]   Mankok (LOL ...

Ovechkin's Indiana Jones Impression
TheScore.com BlogTotal Pro Sports points us to this NHL.com clip of Washington Capitals stars Mike Green and Alexander Ovechkin nearly giving the entire D.C. region a heart attack thanks to some golf cart (or whatever you call that thing) mischief. Uh... seriously, I don't think this would have been pretty had it not worked out so well. Fucked! ...

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My Sports Rumors — NESW Sports - Deconstructing Allen Iverson, Movie Trailer Sharapova’s Thigh - Where They Stand: Chicago White Sox Josh Q Public - Baseball Fever: Catch It! Total Pro Sports - Alexander Ovechkin Needs Driving Lessons Cuzoogle - Top 10 money teams in the NBA to date Hugging Harold Reynolds - Patron Saint, F*ck Face Get Balls Broken The World of Isaac - The Dwayne Wade Band-Aid Thing Is ...

Thigh-Fiving These Links 2/25/09 Edition
Sharapova's Thigh — Hey A-Roid, This Is How An Apology Should Go ( The Bachelor Guy ) MLB Fever: Catch It!... Spring Training Games Start Today And MLB Net Will Be Airing 2 Of Them ( Josh Q. Public ) Rich Eisen Runs The 40-Yard Dash ( Outside The Boxscore ) Stephon Marbury & Knicks Finally Go Their Separate Ways ( Hail Mary Jane ) Alex Ovechkin And Teammate Almost Get Killed ( Total Pro Sports ) Patron Saint, F*ck Face Gets Balls Broken ( Hugging Harold Reynolds ) Charles Barkley Krispy Kreme Birthday Cake ( NESW Sports ) Indiana Self-Reports Minor ...

Daily Rubbish: Free Marbury? Actually, Really Expensive Marbury
Sports Rubbish — ... this year to do absolutely nothing & then get incredibly depressed. They don't spell so good in Mississippi. Nor do they spell so good in Mississppi. The sheriff from the Michael Phelps pot case is still in the limelight. Looks like someone wants to be the next Joe Arpaio.. Even though this post about the sports blogosphere contains no T or A, it's still a very good read. Alexander Ovechkin can do many things well. Driving is not one of them. Charles Barkley got a Krispy Kreme birthday cake. ...

Michael Phelps Is Not The One Who's High Here [Afternoon Blogdome]
Deadspin — ... doesn't need your fancy science. [I Dislike Your Favorite Team] • DELETED: So wait ... Carlos Delgado is a Nigerian prince? [Sports Rubbish] • The brownest of the brown liquors: Is Maker's Mark taking a shot at the Wolverines? Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop drinking bourbon. [MGoBlog] • You're gonna poke someone's eye out with that: Someone needs to take away Alex Ovechkin's keys. [Total Pro Sports] ...

NESW Sports Headlines 2-25-2009
NESW Sports, Sports Videos — ... guy Winter Warmups < Via Sports Crackle Pop Watch Pistons vs Hornets < Pistons Nation Blog Carlos Delgado is a spammer < Sports Rubbish Baseball Fever < Josh Q Public Uh Oh Tiger is back < In Game Now Allen Iverson is a lock for the HOF < Its Just Sports Ovechkin needs driving lessons < TPS Where do the White Sox ...

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