![Alright, Brett Favre Might Be Kind Of A Dick [Brett Favre]](http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/ballhype/photos_story/2008/07/17/alright_brett_favre_might_be_kind_of_a_dick_brett.jpg)
DO NOT WANT
The Ragnarok —
... If the Vikings bring in Favre, he'll self destruct the same way he has in every playoffs since 1996 and then, just like he's done the last three years, he'll pull the same "I might retire, maybe, but I won't tell you in a reasonable amount of time and I certainly won't practice because I'm THE GUNSLINGER" schtick and the Vikings will be stuck, just like the Packers have been, unable to move forward with Tarvaris Jackson (who won't get any better sitting behind a quarterback that refuses to mentor young quarterbacks) and figure out if Tarvaris is the answer in time to get ...
The ESPYs = The Dog Days Of Summer
Intentional Foul —
... So what we are left with is essentially our ability to be patient. Being patient for the return of football. Being patient with the MLB and its seemingly never-ending march towards the postseason; because, the closer it gets to the World Series, the closer we are to football and basketball returning. In the meantime, we simply have to tolerate the Brett Favre stories of the world (how does it feel to be in Terrell Owens’ shoes, Brett?). And just think, NFL Training Camps haven’t even opened yet. ...
One-Stop Favre Hero Worship Shop
FirstCuts —
... and "is a gunslinger." Of course, that's all when he's not standing on the sideline, as depicted in this McFarlane figurine. Alone. So very alone. There are several key problems with the statuette. First, it's showing him during a cold-weather game, indicated by the knit cap. But why is he wearing a road jersey? In Lambeau, he always wore green. Second, is it really laudatory to show him standing stoically, next to an empty bench? It reminds me more of this Favre than this Favre.
Finally, the whipped topping to the Favre legend is that ...
