Hey, You There. Ya You. You've Got an Extra 12 Million?
NASCAR Ranting and Raving —
The world of NASCAR never ceases to amaze me. Check this out, you can bid to sponsor JJ Yeley's car on eBay. Yep, eBay and you can hit the buy it now option for a cool 12 million dollars. If you go to the eBay site here is what you'll find: AMAZING NASCAR SPONSORSHIP OPPORTUNITY WITH JJ ...
J.J. Yeley's sponsorship can be yours for a mere $12 million
From the Marbles —
Say, friend! Got a spare $12 million lying around? 'Course you do! In this economy, who doesn't? Then why not gather up the scraps and go sponsor J.J. Yeley for 2009! Just scoot on over to ebay and make your bid! (No bids as yet ... still time to snipe this one!) Yeley is, of course, the driver at right who's not Jack Bauer. You know, it's kind of incumbent on me to go run this one down and figure out its authenticity, but I've got to be honest ... I don't really want to. I want to believe that you can buy a NASCAR sponsorship over ebay. I want to believe that if you had the coin, you could put a "NEXT STOP: WALL" or "I DON'T BRAKE FOR HENDRICK DRIVERS" or "I MAY BE SLOW, BUT I'M AHEAD OF YOU IN THE POINTS CHASE" sign all over a NASCAR ...

