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Andray Blatche Had a Nice Birthday Party
Andray Blatche Had a Nice Birthday Party
Still waiting, with anxious hope, for photos of last weekend's joint Clinton Portis/Jason Taylor birthday party to appear, but in the meantime, there were more missed birthday parties during the China weeks. Like, for example, Andray Blatche's 22nd. Which was to be expected, because the one thing Andray Blatche really needed to finally elevate his game to the next level was photos of himself ...
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Wednesday Mini-Bullets
ESPN.com - TrueHoop — ... There's so danged many of them. Meanwhile, the NBA guys are going to get to town and be an exclusive club. OKC is doing all right, but that doesn't mean we've got a glut of 22-year-old millionaires roaming the streets. We've got to protect these striplings. Kevin Durant, Jeff Green, Russell Westbrook and the like. They're unsullied in the sanctuary of pro basketball. Let's keep them pure." Not entirely unrelated: Kevin Durant at Andray Blatche's birthday party. (Via DC Sports Bog) Thanks to Matt for finding this insight ...

The 10-man rotation, starring Mark Eaton's movie script
Ball Don't Lie — ... out the first eight pages of Eaton's feature film. Very inspiring! (Thx, Matt B) PF: Truveo Video Search. Cuttino Mobley needs help selling his house. Enter mom. SF: OC Register Lakers Blog. Still no word on whether this guy beat LeBron James at H-O-R-S-E this afternoon. SG: Detroit Bad Boys. Will Dave Bing be the next mayor of Detroit? The polls think so. PG: D.C. Sports Bog. Happy belated birthday, Andre Blatche! I'll get you something next year. ...

PM Roundup: DC Ballers Know How to Party
The Big Lead — ... Andray Blatche of the Wizards has a moderately cool b-day jam: KD and Beasley were there, as well as a pink-shirt wearing Gilbert Arenas and lots of tall men wearing straight-billed caps. (DC Sports Blog) ...

Afternoon Blogdome: Andray Blatche's Birthday Party Was Enjoyably Festive, Surprisingly Prostitute-Free [Afternoon Blogdome]
Deadspin — ... This was just like my 22nd birthday party: "Which was to be expected, because the one thing Andray Blatche really needed to finally elevate his game to the next level was photos of himself with extensive letter "A" bling and a tank top, hosting a birthday party whose guests reportedly included Gilbert Arenas, Michael Beasley, Kevin Durant, Big Tigger, Redskins rookie receiver Devin Thomas and model Gloria Velez. Now that that's crossed off the list, no more excuses." [DC Sports Blog] ...

Pics and tidbits from Andray Blatche's 22nd birthday party
Bullets ForeverPics and tidbits from Andray Blatche's 22nd birthday party For those who like to jump to conclusions or just enjoy athletes partying.

Evaluating Andray Blatche in 2008-09
Truth About It - Washington Wizards Blog — ... Blatche needs to keep his game and his efforts simple … on and off the court. He just turned 23 on August 22nd, and having a low key birthday celebration (at least in terms of internet coverage) in comparison to last year is a start. Perhaps this will lead to less  ...

2008/09 Player Evaluation/Projection: Andray Blatche
Bullets Forever — ... Blatche needs to keep his game and his efforts simple ... on and off the court.  He just turned 23 on August 22nd, and having a low key birthday celebration (at least in terms of internet coverage) in comparison to last year is a start. Perhaps this will lead to less ...

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