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Photo: Andray Blatche stinks up the joint
Ball Don't Lie —
Last night against the Heat, as players were getting settled on the bench for the start of the 3rd quarter, Wizards forward Andray Blatche decided to drop a tummy shame near his teammates, Nick Young and Dominic McGuire. Luckily, Truth About It Dot Net has TiVo, a large television and a camera. Forget Nick Young, the real "Monumental Air" is Andray Blatche!
Game Thread #11: Washington @ Atlanta, November 19th
Peachtree Hoops —
... Gilbert Arenas and Brendan Haywood are out. Antonio Daniels is doubtful.
*I say don't play Al unless he's really healthy. No need to exacerbate his injury. Bear in mind, I have weak ankles.
Conditioning Report: Andray Blatche is out of shape.
Mean-spirited Follow-up Comment to the Conditioning Report: Andray Blatche is still better than any healthy big man on the Hawks roster.
Joke for Drew: Seat Randolph Morris next to Andray Blatche on the bench and I predcit you'll get a reaction from ...
Tell Me How Blatche’s Ass Smell
Mr. Irrelevant —
If one were to attempt to convey the Wizards’ wretched start through visual expressionism, one would be hard-pressed to top the effort of Nick Young:
Like Steinz says about a disheveled Eddie Jordan and 1-7, that’s what 1-8 looks like, and it’s but one of four brilliant stills of TV photography at Truth About It (via Ball Don’t Lie). Andray Blatche, who really should leave that funk in the painted area, is probably the most troubled of the Wizards.
He’s been one of my favorites since getting drafted ...
Morning Look: The Faces of 1-8
D.C. Sports Bog —
... life. But then my machine unfroze, and I couldn't rewind, and in frustration I somehow went to live action, and Steve Buckhantz and Phil Chenier were discussing how the game had gotten away in those final 60 seconds. I nearly fell over. And so, instead of a Wiz return to life, these are the current faces of the Wiz. Above, please see Confused Wiz . Like, really? Did that just happen? Huh. Darn. Here, please see Stinky Wiz . Like, wow, that's what a lost season smells like. Please see the back story here , and it's a good one. Like all of the Wiz season thus far, it's sort of ...
Thursday for suresday roundup
The Sports Culture —
Four rules for the men’s locker room (Holy Taco)
Erin Andrews is not going to Hollywood (Busted Coverage)
Munster vs. The All Blacks (Walker Sports)
Shaq Twitters? (Twitter)
Roller Derby is brutal, but kinda hot (Steady Burn)
The time Street Ball tried to kill the NBA (Talk Hoops)
Andray Blatche Stinks, Literally (Truth about it)
We Can’t Call Everyone “The Big 3″
RedsArmy.com - The Voice Of Celtics Fans —
... You can’t use it on someone else. That’s just lazy. Hell, I think it’s lazy to call this Pierce, Garnett and Ray “The Big 3″… but that’s where we are right now.
What happened to people coming up with good nicknames? Where’s the creativity?
Here’s some other stuff to get you through your miserable, corporate lives (I mean… other than adding that Jameson to your coffee):
Andray Blatche stinks. He also smells bad.
Why did “The Machine” melt down ...
WIZZNUTZZ — ... " "Dreaming About a Shithouse In Your Own Backyard? Build It and They Will Come!!!" "REPORT: Grunfeld Signs 4-Year Lease on A Hooters In Bali, Declines Firebomb Insurance" Crisis Talks On Hill "Big Three: Paulson, Abbott, Pollin Expect Low 4Q Numbers, Slump In Songalia Plasma TV Credit Index , Warn of 'Deep' Recession, Seek Bailout" "DC Backcourt of Brown and Dixon Dubbed 'Subprime' and 'Black Friday' by Leading Economist" TOONED OUT "Gazo The Pranksta To Layoff 44,000 Animators!" STENCH PRESS: "Blatche Stinks On and Off the Court: Pulls, Points Finger: 'I Think Gilbert ...
Take the Interim Tag Off the Avery Johnson Idea
Stet Sports Blog —
... Washington Wizards. 1. Calm down Gilbert Arenas. That’s about it. Because everything else you could hope for the Wizards to be defensively, and everything you could offensively desire, Johnson can bring it. So you can imagine why its a little suspicious that Ed Tapscott will be running the Wizards into the dirt into the draft for the remainder of the season. Perhaps its because Johnson hasn’t heard an offer he’s liked, or maybe its because Ernie Grunfeld doesn’t know his head from Andray Blatche’s hind parts . In either case, there’s no reason Johnson shouldn’t be here at ...
The NBA All-Scapegoat Team
Pete Marasmitch - a Toronto Raptors blog —
... and literally stinking on the bench. If anyone needed to step up in the absence of Gilbert Arenas and Brendan Haywood, it was Blatche. He failed minimal expectations. From ...
The 2008-09 NBA Worsties: November
Basketbawful —
... Andray Blatche: Bulletproof (real nickname) released a foul wind on the Washington bench...from which there was NO ESCAPE. People in Chicago are always doing that on the elevator. Just FYI. You can see stills of the entire odorous incident as it went down at Truth About It. ...
