deadspin.com - 12/3/2008
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Well, that was quick. After Dallas Stars agitator Sean Avery made those charming comments about "sloppy seconds" this morning to TSN, the NHL suspended him indefinitely . So his valiant return to Canada against the Calgary Flames this evening will have to wait a little while longer. Just to ...
sports.yahoo.com - 12/3/2008
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The NHL has had its say , Tom
Hicks agreed and now it's Dallas Stars Coach Dave...
Tippett addressing the indefinite suspension of Sean Avery for saying that other NHL players have had sexual intercourse with women he used to date. From the coach of ...
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Sean Avery, indefinite suspensions and NHL gullibility
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Sean Avery Suspended (Video)
RightFielders Women in Sports —
... I love Canada,” began Avery. “I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds.“I don’t know what that’s about, but enjoy the game tonight.” If you’re not in the loop, he is referencing the fact that Calgary Flames’ Dion Phaneuf is dating Avery’s ex, actress Elisha Cuthbert. Avery also used to date supermodel Rachel Hunter, who is dating Jarrett Stoll, formerly of the Edmonton Oilers. The NHL will have a hearing with Commissioner Gary Bettman, it is unclear exactly when it will take place. See photos ...
Morning Extras: Sticks And Stones
The700Level.com - Philly Sports & Minutiae —
... ) Granted, she is currently dating a player on the team he was about (sorry, aboot) to face last night, but he was suspended for calling an un-named woman 'sloppy seconds.' In fact, people assume it was Elisha Cuthbert he was talking aboot, but it very well could have been another one of his conquests (who by the way, was once famously married to Rod Stewart, so really, who's seconds are sloppy there, pal). ...
Keeping Up With The Joneses
Complain In Vain —
In the first of what is likely to be a number of moves aiming to prove that hockey is still a major sport, NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman has taken a page from Roger Goodell’s book on how to run a sports league and suspended Sean Avery for making a somewhat off-color non-sports-related comment about Jack Bauer’s daughter. Check here for the specifics. Be on the lookout for the NHL to continue its copy-cat tactis by removing itself from the LA market and fining players for otherwise legal hits that it deems “too hard.”
So what are we going to do about this guy?
According To Cameron Frye —
... Really? did you even watch the video?) and seem to be find with the fact that someone could have been seriously hurt. This is why I can't take Colin Campbell or any of the higher ups at the NHL seriously. They make rules and then they break them. Why did Donald Brashear have to serve a six game suspension and Walker is sent on his way with a balloon and gift cards to Arby's? But then again, these are the same fools who think calling a confirmed puck bunny sloppy seconds , is worse than biting someone . So what's going to happen to Walker ...
Preview: Introducing the 2009-10 New York Rangers!
Puck Daddy —
... an instant-offense kind of guy, give them? Warranty Expires (Prediction): The Rangers are a playoff bubble team, especially in the Atlantic Division. If may come down to New York and New Jersey for a playoff spot, in which case the Rangers are going to need across the board improvement from their offensive players to keep pace in the conference. If nothing else, they'll be entertaining; but we'd expect nothing less from Fonzie and the NHL's leading insult comic.
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A Sloppy Comment
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League suspends Avery
starsblog.dallasnews.com 12/3/2008 — The NHL has suspended Sean Avery indefinitely Here is the Stars press release. STARS' AVERY SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY NEW YORK (December 2, 2008) -- Dallas Stars forward Sean Avery has been suspended indefinitely, pending a hearing with NHL Commissioner ...
Avery Suspension Too Long
freshfromtheice.blogspot.com 12/9/2008 — There's a million like it out there, but I figured I'd write one too..
AVERY SUSPENDED FOR 'SLOPPY SECONDS' COMMENT —
NY Post: Sports 12/3/2008
Former Ranger Sean Avery is in trouble with the NHL again, this time for thinly veiled comments about a foe dating former girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert. Commissioner Gary Bettman suspended Avery indefinitely today hours after the Dallas Stars pest...
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