Artur Boruc’s Friday Rage List
dirtytackle.net 6/12/2009 — AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK: 1. REAL MADRID — I HAVE TWO QUESTIONS: 1) WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THIS MONEY?!?!?! AND 2) CAN I HAVE SOME!?!?!?! SERIOUSLY I NEED NEW HAIR STRAIGHTENERS AND I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON FIREWORKS AND ...

Artur Boruc’s Friday Rage List
dirtytackle.net 7/17/2009 — AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK: 1. FASTEST BRAZILIAN RED CARD — AHHHH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! YOU COULDN’T EVEN CONTROL YOURSELF FOR TEN SECONDS BEFORE GETTING SENT OFF?!?!?!? WHAT KIND OF PERSON CAN’T CONTAIN ...

Artur Boruc’s Friday Rage List
dirtytackle.net 5/29/2009 — AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK: 1. GOALKEEPER GOAL — I COULD SCORE GOALS ALL THE TIME IF I WANTED TO BUT I DON’T SO JUST SHUT UP ABOUT IT ALREADY!!!!!! 2. BURNLEY’S OBSCENE CELEBRATION — OHMYGOD WHAT IS ...

Artur Boruc’s Friday Rage List
dirtytackle.net 7/10/2009 — AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK: 1. FRANCK RIBERY — I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR TRANSFER CRAP!!!!! BUT I AM VERY JEALOUS THAT YOU WERE IN A MUSIC VIDEO!!!!! I HAD AN IDEA FOR A MUSIC VIDEO THAT INVOLVED ME PUNCHING THE CAMERA ...

Artur Boruc’s Friday Rage List
dirtytackle.net 6/5/2009 — AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK: 1. AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION — WHY WOULD YOU EVER DO THIS?!?!! I DON’T CARE IF IT MAKES YOU ORGASM UNICORNS AND HALLUCINATE ABOUT STRAIGHTENING HAIR!!!!! IT’S NOT WORTH BEING NAKED AND ...

Artur Boruc’s Friday Rage List
dirtytackle.net 5/22/2009 — AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK: 1. BORING WEEKS — OHMYGOD WHY CAN’T EXCITING THINGS HAPPEN ALL THE TIME FOREVER!!!!! I GOT SO BORED THIS WEEK THAT I ACTUALLY CONSIDERED GOING TO SEE STAR TREK WITH MY NEIGHBOR DAN WYKOWSKI ...

Artur Boruc’s Friday Rage List
dirtytackle.net 7/24/2009 — AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK: 1. GETAFE’S NEW KITS — OHMYGOD THIS IS THE SCARIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!!! THAT TITLE WAS PREVIOUSLY HELD BY A ONE EYED KITTEN THAT WAS GENTLY PURRING WHILE DRIVING A ...

Artur Boruc’s Friday Rage List
dirtytackle.net 7/31/2009 — AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK: 1. THESE KIDS — OHMYGOD GET THESE KIDS AWAY FROM ME!!!! I JUST CAME OUT HERE TO WRITE MYSELF A NOTE SO I REMEMBER TO BUY FABRIC SOFTENER AND THEY SWARMED ME LIKE OLD WOMEN AT HOT DOG ...

Artur Boruc’s Friday Rage List
dirtytackle.net 6/19/2009 — AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK: 1. ROMANIAN RIOTS — IF A FAN EVER CAME ON THE PITCH AND TRIED TO SCORE A GOAL ON ME I WOULD SNAP HIS ANKLES LIKE BREADSTICKS!!!! I WOULD ALSO LECTURE HIM ON THE DANGERS OF INVADING THE PITCH BUT ...

Artur Boruc’s Friday Rage List
dirtytackle.net 5/15/2009 — AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK: 1. CRISTIANO RONALDO — OHMYGOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!??!! FIRST YOU ACT LIKE AN UNGRATEFUL BABY WHEN GETTING SUBSTITUTED OUT OF A MATCH AND THEN YOU STARE AT YOUR TEAMMATE’S BULGE LIKE A ...