Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “You Think I’m Stupid?” Edition
Hire Jim Essian —
... bus on fire, and push the bus off a cliff? I should not have gotten out of bed yesterday. Let Trammell run the damn team. Anyhow, here’s your Roundup on a pissed-off Friday:
After a week of shitty baseball news, here’s some good news. Jerry Crawford, the umpire who had to leave a game earlier this week, is out of the hospital and feeling better.
I had the feeling that Fat Jay would overreact to last night’s game. Right on cue.
I know Chuck is generally insane, but he’s dead on ...
Kerry, get out your cane... and I'll hold back Mariotti while you pummel him with it
Yellow Chair Sports —
... deficit on three occasions. How should one interpret these circumstances? Well, there's a few ways to look at it. Either A) the pitcher has run into some bad luck; B) he doesn't pitch as well from the stretch and is susceptible to "the wheels coming off" once he allows a baserunner; C) it's too early to make a judgment; or D) he's a no-good, cocksucking, ass-grabbing choke artist piece of shit. Anyone wanna take a wild guess which interpretation Jay Mariotti subscribes to? Truth be known, if Kerry Wood simply had done his job Thursday, Lou Piniella ...
Cubs Columnists, Exercising Judgment and Keeping Things in Perspective
Chuckie Hacks —
... Wow - didn't you mean $136 million unteachable liability, Rick? Yikes, tough crowd in Chicago - the next 5 years of Soriano's deal are sure going to be fun. Telander also called Milwaukee a name....I think. Remember, Milwaukee the city, the urban principality, is to Chicago as a little piggie is to a water buffalo. I'm not sure what this means, but I'm offended that he called us a little piggie. We're actually exceedingly fat in Milwaukee, Rick - don't you know anything? Mariotti's column was quite similar, although he focused exclusively on Kerry Wood and his failures in the ...
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