CURIOUS INDEX, 6/11/08
EDSBS —
... Barkevious Mingo has company. While LSU may have Barkevious Mingo locked up for the time being, Virginia Tech has narrowed the mineshaft gap, Mr. President, in the all-consuming race to stock the roster with outstandingly improbable names. The Hokies ...
Brog: Now Ready Climb The Highest (Nubian) Peak
SPORTSbyBROOKS —
Moving Day! I’m outta Miami this afternoon. Really excited, as I’m off to traverse the vast, fruited plain of our great nation, plumbing the depths of the valleys and climbing ever-higher, to the highest Nubian Peak : Nubian Peak (That’s almost as good as this - thanks Orson ! ) By now you’ve probably seen Punter’s post on the Giants’ Super Bowl rings getting stolen from a jewelry store located just 10 miles from the Patriots’ offices. I’ve since heard from a league source that the rings were soon to be delivered to additional club employees ...
OUR FUTURE OVERLORD BARKEVIOUS MINGO’S STATUS IS…
EDSBS —
... You are undoubtedly wondering about the status of the most important recruit in the history of college football, the immortal and mighty Barkevious Mingo. Never fear: per the LSUFreek Barkevious MingoWatch, we have your update, broadcast live from the balcony of his palace overlooking Mingovia’s sprawling and majestic capital of Balthurazar: ...

