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Baseball Fans Delighted By New Between-Innings Fuck-Cams | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Baseball Fans Delighted By New Between-Innings Fuck-Cams | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
July 9, 2009 | Onion Sports WASHINGTON—Attendance may be down, but the fans at last week's game didn't care—they were too busy enjoying the stadium's new Fuck-Cam. "We've been really surprised and delighted by the crowd reaction," said Washington Nationals public relations director Janine ...
Sports Going Through Slump | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Sports Going Through Slump | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com — July 16, 2009 | Onion Sports NEW YORK—With its confidence fading, its fans dissatisfied, and without a... notable success since the Stanley Cup finals, sports is officially suffering an agonizing slump. "Whether it's a mental fatigue, a lack of ... (more) Sports Going Through Slump | The Onion - America's ...

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Lost Highway Found at Last
The Curly R: A Washington RedskinZ Blog — ... More weekend off topic from The Curly R, Friday I picked up my regular copy of The Onion, new issues drop Thursday but arrived too late for me to nab on the way in to Metro and when I went to website for the link to the hilarious story about the Washington Nationals evolving the cliched Kiss Cam into the crowd pleasing Fuck Cam (be sure to link through to the full size image) I saw a ...

CI's Mansion Pissing Off Tampa Neighbors
The Joy of Sox — ... was perpetually caught fiddling with the pitch. Before long, Cliburn and others learned, Wakefield was not fooling around anymore. What started as an aimless way to toss a pitch that danced eventually became Wakefield's vocation. He realized that a .189 batting average in his first season at Class A was going to make him an afterthought. By his second season, Wakefield had begun the transformation from a floundering hitter to an apprentice knuckleball pitcher. ...Baseball Fans Delighted By New Between-Innings Fuck-Cams Attendance may be down, but ...

Morning Link Dump – Bianca, Donovan, Winter Classic, LeBron
TheScore.com Blog — ... “Attendance may be down,” says the Onion of a new, and entirely fake, mid-inning feature at Washington Nationals games, “but the fans at last week's game didn't care—they were too busy enjoying the stadium's new Fuck-Cam.” ...

The Cynic's Confessions of an E-6 Mind: Life as a Washington Nationals Fan
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