Basketball player to be charged in library masturbation
29| Run Up The Score found this 4/2/2008 on www.collegian.psu.edu [flag] |
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NCAA Basketball
Penn State Nittany Lions
Stanley Pringle
Comments (6)
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RedBaron +3At long last, Mike Cooper has been outdone. -
chone On the plus side, at least a D1 basketball player was in the library. -
char6587 WHERE IS CARL MONDAY??? -
ygbfkm To be fair, they've got some really stimulating books at the Penn State library. -
TheHype READ to ACHIEVE (stimulus) -
fastbreakblog Makes Derrick Coleman seem like the Man of the Year.
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Whacked
Published 4/2/2008 by Run Up The Score! at Run Up The Score
... This is probably not a good thing.
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Nitt Picks Can't Keep It In His Pants
Published 4/2/2008 by Mike <info@blackshoediaries.com> at Black Shoe Diaries: Front Page Posts
In the words of Vince Lombardi, "What the hell is going on out there?" Apparently spring is in the air and college athletes are feeling a little frisky. And Penn State point guard Stanley Pringle knows how to charm the ladies. ...
LIBRARY MASTURBATION CLUB: PENN STATE
Published 4/2/2008 at With Leather
... Stanley Pringle, the Nittany Lions' starting point guard, has been charged with first-degree Mike Coopering in State College. ...
Stanley Pringle Accused Of Library Masterbation
Published 4/2/2008 by Enrico at The700Level.com - Philly Sports & Minutiae
... . According to a Penn State newspaper, Pringle "sat behind the victim in the stacks section of the library, attempted
to start a conversation with the woman and began masturbating." ...
Penn State B-Baller Commits Hand Foul In Library
Published 4/2/2008 by jason at SPORTSbyBROOKS
... ( Stanley sure knows how to grip those balls. ) THE DAILY COLLEGIAN reports that Stanley Pringle has been charged with public lewdness and disorderly conduct for an incident last Thursday involving a female library patron: Police said Pringle, the team’s point guard, sat behind the victim in the stacks section of the library, attempted to start a conversation with the woman and began masturbating . Guess Stanley was just trying to show how “stacked” he was. Although charges have been filed, no arrests have been made, since the district judge hasn’t signed the criminal ...
Let’s just label this as “Coaching your Paterno”
Published 4/3/2008 by Thermocaster at The Meaningful Collateral
... The Daily Collegian, Penn State’s student newspaper, released this story early this afternoon, detailing how Penn State basketball player Stanley Pringle recently had charges filed against him for a public masturbation incident in the library. ...
Once you start, you can’t stop
Published 4/3/2008 by NittanyWhiteOut at NittanyWhiteOut
... Everyone is so shocked at what Stanley Pringle did, I am even more shocked that he was in the library. Who knew athletes went to the Patee library. ...
Penn State Player Joins Library Pen-15 Club
Published 4/3/2008 by Hick Flick at Rumors and Rants
It looks like a Penn State men's basketball player finally found a way for his classmates to notice that he exists... by jerking off in the school library. ...
PENN STATE'S BUDDY WHACKIT GETS BUSTED
Published 4/3/2008 by The Realests at THE REALESTS
... In a story bound to span the blogosphere, Penn State basketball player Stanley Pringle got busted masturbating in the university library while trying to strike up a conversation. Real smooth. And it appears we have a serial whacker on our hands, as a similar incident took place several weeks back. ...
The Big Ten monopoly on library masturbators continues: Penn State B-Ball player caught
Published 4/3/2008 at The Dagger
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are probably a lot of Division I basketball players in the country who can't
find their campus library. Penn State point guard Stanley Pringle is not one of
them. He knows where the library is. He knows, because that's where he
masturbates.
From
Penn State's paper, the Daily Collegian:
Police said Pringle, the team's point guard, sat behind the victim in the stacks section of the library, attempted to start a conversation with the woman and began masturbating.
[...]
A similar incident occurred on March 21 on the ...
BLOG ROUNDUP
Published 4/3/2008 by World of Isaac at The World of Isaac
... Looking at what JLH has become now makes me sad. In fact, its downright devastating. Every once in awhile, I look at old pics of her and think, what could have been. Basketball Player charged in Library Masturbation case {The Collegian} Zumaya still playin Guitar Hero {Deadspin} Chris Henry is one of a kind {With Leather} Lose a point, smash your racket against your head. Always works for me {Gossip on Sports} Hillary Clinton i f-ing Obama {On 205th} Bad start to the season for ...
PSU Athlete Masturbating in the Library?
Published 4/3/2008 by TheBigLead at The Big Lead
... a decent place to meet women - don’t act like you never used Kramer’s line: “What does a guy gotta do around here to get a library card,” knowing full well that you don’t need one. The cute librarian will laugh - because she’s obviously never heard that line - and you might score some digits. According to the Penn State school paper, The Daily Collegian, Penn State point guard Stanley Pringle allegedly prefers a much more subtle approach: Masturbation in the stacks. ...
Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It [Jackin It]
Published 4/3/2008 by Leitch at Deadspin
You know, it's really annoying when athletes-masturbating-in-libraries stories break in the evening and we have to wait until morning to write about them. If we can't be your leader in library masturbation coverage, we're not sure what our point is.
Anyway, Penn State guard Stanley Pringle was charged yesterday for getting his Mike Cooper on.
Police said Pringle, the team's point guard, sat behind the victim in the stacks section of the library, attempted to start a conversation with the woman and began masturbating. Police have ...
Penn State Player Stanley Pringle Charged With Masturbating in Library
Published 4/3/2008 by Michael David Smith at FanHouse
... Penn State basketball player Stanley Pringle has been charged in an incident involving public masturbation that occurred last Thursday in a campus library. The Penn State student newspaper reports: ...
Once He Popped He Couldn’t Stop
Published 4/3/2008 by Norlander at College Hoops Journal
... conversation” with a girl in the library, but when that didn’t go so well, he must’ve panicked and just started going to town. (Smooth.)
A similar incident occurred on March 21 on the second-floor landing of McElwain Hall’s main stairwell between 8 and 8:15 p.m, when police said a man entered the building behind the woman and followed her to the stairwell landing where he began to masturbate.
A chronic jacker!
Basketball Player to be Charged in Library Masturbation {The Daily Collegian}
Stanley Pringle Jacks One Up
Published 4/3/2008 by J Money at Boiled Sports
... If you haven't yet heard about it, Penn State guard Stanley Pringle is being arrested for letting his little nittany lion out of its cage in a library on the Penn State campus. He then proceeded to encourage Lil Stanley to get up, stretch, have a look around, etc. ...
It’s Just Too Easy
Published 4/3/2008 by Chas at Pitt Blather -- The Rantings Continue
As a friend told me, nothing pops like a Pringle . Penn State Police confirmed today that they have filed charges against Nittany Lions basketball player Stanley Pringle in an incident involving public masturbation that occurred last Thursday in Pattee Library. Police said Pringle, the team’s point guard, sat behind the victim in the stacks section of the library, attempted to start a conversation with the woman and began masturbating. Police have filed charges of public lewdness and disorderly conduct against him in connection to the incident… A similar incident occurred on ...
HIS FAVORITE LITTLE RASCAL IS…
Published 4/3/2008 by The Zoner at Zoner Sports
Quite an odd story: Basketball player charged in public masturbation.
04.03.08 Fast Breaks
Published 4/3/2008 by rtmsf at Rush the Court
... A few news and notes for your Thursday pleasure…
RIP to perhaps the most well-known college equipment manager ever - Mr. Wildcat, Bill Keightley.
Penn St. point guard and masterdebator Stanley Pringle is clearly on the Eddie Griffin track.
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JoePa Runs Spring Practices, Part 1
Published 4/3/2008 by Oops Pow Surprise <info@blackheartgoldpants.com> at Black Heart Gold Pants: Front Page Posts
... Maybe you can help. DO TELL. I AM WELL VERSED IN THE ART OF PLAYER DISCIPLINE I don't really think you are, Joe, you've killed dozens of players with your bare hands. I think you ate a few. NOT DOZENS Anyway... we had a kid get arrested in the library last night. FOR ARSON? No, no, nothing that destructive GOD DAMN IT, IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ARSON He, uh... he was arrested for masturbating. WHAT What? Yeah. ...
Links: Candian Shakin’
Published 4/3/2008 by Lang Whitaker at SLAM Online
... 7 minutes remaining. Dirk looked even worse than Gilbert, even going so far a few times as just falling over instead of taking a hard landing on his bad leg. I was watching the first five minutes of the quarter with my hand over my eyes, just hoping Dirk wasn’t going to get re-injured. He didn’t, as it turned out, but why even risk it?
• And how did the Wizards celebrate the loss? By dressing up in ’80s clothes.
• Penn State is an interesting place. Do you have an explanation, Ryan?
• Linkstigator Allen wrote in to ...
Not Even Carl Monday Can Stop Penn State's Stanley Pringle
Published 4/4/2008 by Marco at Storming the Floor
By now, you have most likely already seen this, but we couldn't let this go without at least posting something. No need to go into great detail, just going to lay it out in one sentence Penn State starting point guard Stanley Pringle is being charged with masterbating in a library. That is all
Headlines, Links & Lies … The Catch-up Edition
Published 4/4/2008 by lawvol at Gate 21
... Apparently, Penn State Basketball Players Love Spending Time in the Library Playing with their … well, you’ll just have to read the story — The Daily Collegian ...
Everyone Just Stop Masturbating Already
Published 4/4/2008 at JoeSportsFan.com
By now, you've probably heard about Penn State point guard Stanley Pringle and his foray into jerk-sessions at public libraries. If not, the gist (gist... HA) of the story is that Pringle walked up behind a woman whom he presumably found to be attractive and started pleasuring himself ( ...
Please Stop Masturbating To The Dewey Decimal System
Published 4/4/2008 by Fornelli at Foul Balls
... Penn State football and not the basketball team, it would take a pretty insane story to get me to write a post here about Penn State basketball, or one of the team's players. I'm not talking "Penn State basketball player scores 55 points" crazy, or "Joe Paterno retires to take over school's basketball program." I'm talking "masturbating in the school library" insane. (Okay, I'd cover the Paterno story.) Which is why I'm grateful for point guard Stanley Pringle and his need to shoot take a load off . Penn State Police confirmed today that they have filed charges against Nittany ...
Patrick Ewing Jr. Can Throw Down
Published 4/4/2008 by Harvey Bars at Tirico Suave
... , who, on numerous occasions during the season caused me to stand up and scream at the television “YOU ARE THE WORST FUCKING PLAYER IN ALL OF COLLEGE BASKETBALL!” Alas, Rivers is only a sophomore, so unless he gets caught jacking it in the library , I’m am going to have to sit through two more seasons of three-pointers from the corner careening off the side of the backboard and haphazard drives through the lane that end with 180° reverse over the shoulder shots that hit more backboard than rim. I digress. Here’s the video:
Once you start, you can’t stop
Published 4/4/2008 by admin at NittanyWhiteOut
... Everyone is so shocked at what Stanley Pringle did, I am even more shocked that he was in the library. Who knew athletes went to the Patee library. ...
Chris Bell goes primal
Published 4/8/2008 by admin at NittanyWhiteOut
... around right now. We will confirm when we find out more.
More to come, but common guys. What is going on with our athletes?! First there is a all out rumble involving Anthony Scirrotto, Justin King and 4 other players last year, followed by another cage match at the HUB with Baker and Bowman, and then Andrew Quarless and Willie Harriott underage drinking citations, followed two days later by Quarless’ DUI, and of course Stanley Pringle’s public masturbation.
I say some public humiliation is in order, its time for some orange ...
Chris Bell goes primal
Published 4/8/2008 by admin at NittanyWhiteOut
... swirling around right now. We will confirm when we find out more.
More to come, but common guys. What is going on with our athletes?! First there is a all out rumble involving Anthony Scirrotto, Justin King and 4 other players last year, followed by another cage match at the HUB with Baker and Bowman, and then Andrew Quarless and Willie Harriott underage drinking citations, followed two days later by Quarless’ DUI, and of course Stanley Pringle’s public masturbation.
I say some public humiliation is in order, its time for some orange ...
