theonion.com - 7/31/2008
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July 31, 2008 | | Onion Sports BOURBONNAIS, IL—The Chicago Bears put on a display of inaccurate passing, sluggish route running, and careless ball-handling Wednesday as the team exhibited their new-look-like-shit offense to fans and media attending training camp to view a full-squad practice. "We finally have the personnel to implement a game plan of high-percentage incomplete passes, ...
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Major League Jerk —
... Non-Baseball but Football-related Alert (aka, Gonzo, pass on by): Chicago Bears implementing a new offense? Could Favre grasp their new “Looks Like Shit Offense“? Can ol’ Rex “I’ve Shamed the good name of Rex” Grossman handle the duty ? ...
The Bears' New Offense
Heavy Soul —
It is with a heavy heart I submit this story from The Onion Sports...I thought The Onion was a satire/comedy site, but it appears they put some real news on there: "Bears Unveil New-Look-Like-Shit Offense"
Comic relief: The Bears still suck!
Green Bay Packers —
... the past month all I’ve heard is negative news. Every day I find myself more disappointed by the latest developments. Luckily I stumbled upon something that cracked me up and provided me with much needed comic relief in my (and presumably most Packers fans’) time of need. I feel it’s my duty to share it with you, the readers here at The Frozen Tundra . Throughout this ongoing Favre-Packers debacle, I’ve neglected to revisit this undeniable truth, as so aptly reported by The Onion : The Bears Still Suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy the laugh! This entry was posted on Wednesday, ...
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Brett Favre is slowly backing the Packers into a corner. A corner, they've stated, that may force them to trade Favre within the division like he wants, reports are now saying.
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