dirtytackle.net - 24 days ago
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Well hello there.
I see you’ve finally agreed to come to dinner with me. This pleases me. Granted, I have no idea what chemical imbalance prompted you to finally accept my invitation, but I am glad that my cousin Timitar has been pumping the scent of Berba musk — which is very ...
Berbatov is…The Continental
dirtytackle.net 10/26/2009 —
Well hello there.
I see you’ve caught me looking super cool. Granted, that’s nothing unusual for me, since I am quite obviously a very cool guy. … No really, I am. … Stop shaking your head. … Seriously, I’m very cool. I exude coolness. People say that ...
Berbatov is…The Continental
dirtytackle.net 11/2/2009 —
Well hello there.
I see you’ve caught me talking on the phone. Perhaps you are extremely jealous that you don’t have my undivided attention? … No, I’m not on a phone sex hotline, I’m talking to my cousin Timitar about my fantastic goal against Blackburn. ...
Berbatov is…The Continental
dirtytackle.net 10/19/2009 —
Well hello there.
I see you’ve caught me staring at the back of the head of a child. I now have a new child of my own, you know. … No I didn’t steal it from a McDonald’s, nor am I pretending a doll is a real baby again. One of my Berba-beauties actually gave birth ...
Berbatov is…The Continental
dirtytackle.net 10/12/2009 —
Well hello there.
I see you’ve caught me with my hair erect. This happens sometimes when I am heading the ball or when I am in the presence of a divine beauty like yourself or when I eat a bucket of oysters while watching DVDs about naked people. Ha-HA! I have quite a few DVDs about ...
Berbatov is…The Continental
dirtytackle.net 10/5/2009 —
Well hello there.
I see you’ve caught me displaying my Berba-bilities with a fantastic bicycle kick. I’m going to score a goal with this, you know. My second goal in as many league matches. … Even though you did not just compliment me on that fact, I’m going to act ...
Berbatov is…The Continental
dirtytackle.net 9/28/2009 —
Well hello there.
I see you’ve caught me being bored by you. Well, that and I mistakenly took 18 sleeping pills, thinking they were “male enhancement” capsules. I do think it’s mostly how boring you are that is making my eyes go out of focus and my heart feel like ...
Berbatov is…The Continental
dirtytackle.net 9/7/2009 —
Well hello there.
I see you’ve caught me wearing one of my old Spurs shirts. As you can probably tell, I’m not very happy about it. But I burned all of my other clothes on the advice of my cousin Timitar — which, in hindsight was a horrible idea — and I just so ...
Berbatov is…The Continental
dirtytackle.net 9/21/2009 —
Well hello there.
I see you’ve caught me taking a Berba-beauty nap in the middle of a match. Actually, I don’t see because I am asleep, but in the dream state I am currently enjoying I imagine that you have, in fact, caught me. And that you’re nude. And that I’m ...
Berbatov is…The Continental
dirtytackle.net 17 days ago —
Well hello there.
I see you’ve caught me wearing an old Argentina national team shirt. Naturally, I’m wearing the old one because it was significantly cheaper than the new one and because it was the only one I could find in the dryers at the laundromat. … Why am I wearing ...
Berbatov is…The Continental
dirtytackle.net 8/24/2009 —
Well hello there.
I see I’ve caught you looking through my window. This is quite a novel turn of events. Ha-HA! It seems the fact that I scored my first goal of the season in Manchester United’s 5-0 win over Wigan on Saturday has you craving The Berba’s attention instead ...
