BERMAN HATES EMMITT...BUT WHO DOESN'T?

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Berman Finally Tells Off Emmitt ... Sorta
Published 2/5/2008 at The Sporting Blog
By Chris Mottram We're pleased to be presenting a beautifully constructed mash-up of the worst of Emmitt Smith and clips from the Chris Berman-going-crazy video, which I can't link to because it has bad language and I'd like to keep my job (but to find it, go to YouTube.com and search "Chris Berman goes crazyquot;: Obviously, Emmitt has no right being on television. But I've slowly come to the conclusion that I really want ESPN to keep him around. With guys like Salisbury and Keyshawn, Countdown is just bad enough that it's unwatchable. But ...

High Five
Published 2/5/2008 by Panger at Foul Balls
... enough to go vote Forget Barack and Hillary, Mitt and Mac, here's the contest that matters: Eli versus Elisha. [ Rumors and Rants ] He's an NBA superstar, so you know he's not doing this to get laid. [ Lion in Oil ] Big Daddy Drew's Patriots' rant from yesterday is a must-read. [ Kissing Suzy Kolber ] If you needed another reason why women should stay barefoot and in the kitchen. [ The Big Lead ] Chris Berman reviews Emmitt Smith's on-air performance. [ With Leather ]

Chris Berman’s Outburst Makes Sense Now
Published 2/5/2008 by Anthony Hall at MVN Outsider
... someone who couldn’t say a grammatically-correct sentence to save his life. That being said, I’m in agreement with Awful Announcing about Emmitt Smith–watching him struggle to express his thoughts in a semi-coherent matter makes Sunday NFL Countdown a compelling show. ESPN: Do football fans everywhere a favor, and bring back Emmitt for another year with Countdown. In a twisted, ironic way, he makes that program somewhat watchable. Hat tip: With Leather

Blog-A-Roni: Brady’s Baby Mama Walks Out Of SB
Published 2/6/2008 by jason at SPORTSbyBROOKS
... • WITH LEATHER learns, through the magic of video editing, what Chris Berman really thinks of Emmitt Smith. ...

Maybe Emmitt needs a new line of work
Published 2/6/2008 by ETVal <info@bigblueview.com> at Big Blue View: Front Page Posts
Here's a quality rip job on Emmitt Smith's work for ESPN. Some guys just shouldn't be doing television -- and Emmitt is one of them. 'Kudos' to Bryan, who found this on With Leather.