basketbawful.blogspot.com - 11/20/2008
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You might remember Clutch the Bear, Houston's adorable inflatable mascot (one of them anyway), who once gobbled up and then regurgitated an entire cheerleader . Well, Clutch's continuing misadventures had him scaring people...with hilarious results that included a violent nutshot (from a little ...
FanIQ.com - 11/21/2008
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FanIQ.com —
Clutch the Bear is Houston's inflatable bear mascot.
Clutch also has a series of Youtube videos of...
him just scaring people called "Beware the Bear". Here is Clutch's latest video. In this one he stands motionless next to a ...
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Clutch The Bear Is The Funniest Mascot In The NBA
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Clutch The Bear Is The Funniest Mascot In The NBA
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... as the exit an elevator.
Clutch has also ate cheerleaders whole. At home.
And on the road.
In my humble opinion, Clutch the Bear has surpassed the Phoenix Gorilla, the San Diego Chicken, and every other mascot to become the best mascot in the sports world.
[H/T for first video to Basketbawful]
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... scare passersby who think he’s an inflatable dummy. These videos — I’ve seen a few of them now — get old really fast.
And that’s what makes this one so much better. By the end of the video, Clutch is getting kicked in the balls by kids and punched by adults. It’s probably staged, but whatever, man. Mascots getting their asses kicked always cheers me up. It’s why I make my girlfriend wear a Phillie Phanatic costume.
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