cagepotato.com - 5/17/2008
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(If Taco Bell is looking for a fighter to sponsor, they may have found their man.)
There’s no getting around it, Roy Nelson is fat. He doesn’t just have a little extra padding. He isn’t chunky. The man’s got a body like a hastily packed duffel bag. Just looking at him, he seems like someone who’s face you might get all up into if he spilled his beer on you ...
HARD HITTING NEWS FROM THE FREE PRESS —
The World of Isaac
Free Southern chicken today at McDonald's Customers who buy a large or medium drink today at any McDonald's in the United States can get a free, full-size Southern-style chicken biscuit or chicken sandwich. LINK I don't think you guys realize how important this news is.... Hard hitting stuff right there....I hope tomorrow to find out what how many rats ran out of the local Taco Bell.
Things That Are Impossible To Look Cool While Doing #4 —
The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes
Getting Strip Searched You might not believe me when I tell you this, but I speak from experience here. It's true, my friends and I had to get naked on the way to Canada once over a college spring break. Fortunately, we were clean as the floor in a West Village Taco Bell. Nevertheless, once you have been strip searched, you're changed. Contrary to popular belief, there is actually no ...
