The Sunday Conversation on Sportscenter featured Patriots' Coach, Bill Belichick, talking to a scarf-sporting Keyshawn Johnson.  Belichick feigned personality as he espoused on everything from going 18-0 to Tom Brady to Randy Moss to Spygate.  However, the most revealing part of the interview was the huge herpes sore protruding from Belichick's upper lip.  Did he just come into the interview after making out with Paris Hilton for hours?  The man needed Valtrex big-time.  As the interview went on Belichick looked increasingly ridiculous as the angry pustule shined brighter than a baboon's behind.  How come the producers didn't try to cover that up?  Is Belichick such a jerk that no one around him thought it would be okay to tell him that his face was about to explode? 

The only thing the FlyMaster took away from the Sunday Conversation was "man, I need to go get tested because I can't ever walk around looking like a throwback bubonic plaque victim with abcessed sores and open wounds." Belichick, you're a dirty bird.  See kids, even genius football coaches can end up walking arm in arm with the "Herp Dog."  Watch where you put your mouth, even if you're 18-0!  This message is sponsored by www.sportsfly.com and the "Keep STDs On the Sidelines Foundation."

FlyMaster Signing Off...For Now!

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