Boren Appalled By Hedonistic Orgies, Wind Sprints

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Boren Appalled By Hedonistic Orgies, Wind Sprints
FanHouse found this 3/27/2008 on www.sundaymorningqb.com [flag]
Oh, those wholesome blockers of yore. - - - On Monday, starting guard Justin Boren quit the team at Michigan. Wednesday, he explained why: promiscuity, divorce, vulgarity, substance abuse, substandard hygiene, paganism, bondage, anarchy, tatoos, virgin sacrifices, pre-dawn puppy kicking, probably some derivative of Dungeons and Dragons played to the mind-warping nihilism of "Irresponsible ... [link]

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Departing OL Justin Boren's Father to Ohio State: 'Take My Son, Please'
Published 3/27/2008 by Adam Jacobi at FanHouse
... If you want to get technical, the last excerpt may not actually exist in Boren's statement, but his decision to cite "family values" certainly leaves plenty of suspicion in a reader's mind. Sunday Morning Quarterback speculates further, and it reads like the " ...

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