Bowl Season Doesn't Officially Start Until Something Crazy Happens, Well Something Crazy Happened

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Video: Chris Jesse, Mack Brown's Stepson Reaches Out For Fumbled Football in Holiday Bowl
Published 12/28/2007 at FanIQ Blog
... For those watching the game, you've already seen this roughly 100 times. For the rest, Awful Announcing has now delivered the video. ...

Video: Chris Jessie, Mack Brown's Stepson Reaches Out For Fumbled Football in Holiday Bowl
Published 12/28/2007 at FanIQ Blog
... For those watching the game, you've already seen this roughly 100 times. For the rest, Awful Announcing has now delivered the video. ...

The Constitutional Vol. "Back From Break"
Published 12/28/2007 by Chimpanzee Rage at Deuce of Davenport | Sports News, Commentary, Humor, Videos
... This Olympics advertisement is one of the most glorious abortions on film i've ever seen. 100% Injury Rate Found: Footage of Jordan vs Len Bias in college. Disappointing these two never got to spar in the NBA. Hoopsvibe What Derrick Coleman is up to nowadays. Can't Stop The Bleeding This guy has no business being on the sidelines of a college football bowl game. Awful Announcing Liston brings you...the Douchemaster 2000! ...

Blog-O-Rama: Deadspin’s SHOTY At Its Final Four
Published 12/28/2007 by jason at SPORTSbyBROOKS
... • If AWFUL ANNOUNCING were Mack Brown’s stepson, they wouldn’t be in such a hurry to get back to Texas right now: ...

Friday 12/28 A.M. Quickie:Giants, Pats, Wild Cards, Bowls, KG, More!
Published 12/28/2007 by DanShanoff.com at Dan Shanoff
... 2007 – you can't deny the Sean Taylor Factor.) Other than that, it will be interesting to see how the draft order shakes out. Holiday Bowl: Texas beats Arizona State, 52-34, in another wild Holiday Bowl, including a crazy play where Mack Brown's stepson touched the ball on the sidelines, triggering a 12-minute review by officials, an overturned play and ultimately an ASU touchdown. Awful Announcing has the video. Sporting Orange has his MySpace page. Weird ...

Daily Dump: Chris Jesse Didn’t Touch It, WVU Lost More Than Rod, BCS Tickets, WVU Beard
Published 12/28/2007 by J Koot at Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football
... We said to watch the sidelines of last night’s Holiday Bowl and our prediction came to fruition. Chris Jesse gave us an Instant Classic. You all know the story by now. I’m not repeating it. ...

CURIOUS INDEX 12/28/07
Published 12/28/2007 by Orson Swindle at EDSBS
... 4 times, sailing balls all night, and getting the Texas bench taunt “RUUUUUUU–DEEEE, RUUUUUUUU-DEEEE” in the fourth quarter, expertly caught by ESPN’s mikes. Jamaal Charles gets 27 carries for 161 and 2 TDs, Colt McCoy keeps it efficient, and Texas looks way more intense than Arizona State for all sixty minutes of the game on the way to Mack Brown’s seventh ten-win season in a row. Shang Tsung says IMPRESSIVE. And, yes, Mack Brown’s stepson tried to grab a live ball and subsequently blew referee Penn ...

And Now For Something Completely Different
Published 12/28/2007 by Charley West at West BY GOD Virginia
... We have been way too serious on here for the past few weeks. Then again, the subject matter has been pretty serious, so you’ll have to forgive us. Still, every once in awhile, we need to remember why we started this site: for the love of the game. And nothing says “love of the game” quite like a video of Mack Brown’s stepson somehow being dumber than Mack Brown. Enjoy. [Awful Announcing] ...

Brown Family Dinners Will Be Tense For The Holiday
Published 12/28/2007 at The Sporting Blog
... Mack Brown pulls out a save of a disappointing season and a save at the press conference afterwards. A moment truly well-played, coach. (HT: Awful Announcing.)

THIS DIDN'T MATTER
Published 12/28/2007 at With Leather
Here's Texas coach Mack Brown's retarded stepson trying to blow last night's Holiday Bowl for the Longhorns. The Sun Devils retained possession and scored on the next play, so it's a good thing for Chris Burke here that the Horns won 52-34. To add to your viewing experience, observe the referee's obvious glee in telling the crowd that the call was overturned.  I love the schadenfreude. [Awful Announcing -- which also has a longer video] 

Fumble! Everybody On It, Including Stepsons [Holiday Bowl]
Published 12/28/2007 by Leitch at Deadspin
... We also enjoy that he, in fact, didn't touch the ball. It's one thing to instinctively reach for a live fumble. It's another thing to try, and miss. Video of the "play" can be found here. ...

Spaulding Smails, alive and well
Published 12/28/2007 by The Sports Hernia at The Sports Hernia Blog
Snaring floaters off of random dinner tables... Snaring fumbles off of football fields... Fumble! Everybody on it, including stepsons Bowl season doesn't officially start until something crazy happens *** Thanks to Deadspin for the amazing screengrab

Video Picks for 12/28
Published 12/28/2007 by Anthony Hall at MVN Outsider
... Chris Jessie, Mack Brown’s stepson, makes his presence known at last night’s Texas-Arizona State game…luckily for him, the Longhorns won 52-34, but he still is responsible for what is undoubtedly the best blooper of 2007 (thanks for the video, Awful Announcing): ...

Weekly Waste of Oxygen
Published 1/4/2008 by Simon at SimonOnSports
... 4. Chris Burke - Wanna know how to force your step mother into a divorce. First you need your step father to be the coach of a big time college football team. Second you need to sucker him into having you on the sidelines working some job he made up for you. And finally you need to run out onto the field and get a crucial penalty in a Bowl Game. What a moron. ...

January's Waste of Oxygen Award
Published 1/31/2008 by Simon at SimonOnSports
... : Chris Burke - Wanna know how to force your step mother into a divorce. First you need your step father to be the coach of a big time college football team. Second you need to sucker him into having you on the sidelines working some job he made up for you. And finally you need to run out onto the field and get a crucial penalty in a Bowl Game. What a moron. ...