Brandon Marshall Injured after Vicious Hit from McDonalds Wrapper

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  That reminds me of the Fridge's White Castle incident back in '86.

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BRANDON MARSHALL IS COORDINATED
Published 3/24/2008 at With Leather - Sports news and gossip for cybernetic chimpanzees
... entertainment center." Talk about bad luck.  Yesterday, With Leather photoshopper 289 sent me an email to let me know that his laptop died and that he'd be out of commission for at least two days.  And then this happens.  Man, I hate it when I miss the opportunity for a good Mayor McCheese image.  Some people might prefer the Hamburglar as a scapegoat, but I'm sticking with McCheese.  I don't trust Irish politicians. [Tirico Suave] 

Morning Constitutional: Don't Mess With Roy's Kid
Published 3/24/2008 at The Sporting Blog
... | Ball Don't Lie That 'Scott Pippen' had some tremendous upside. > Marshall Injured after Vicious Hit from McDonalds Wrapper | Tirico Suave From the "I can't make this stuff up" department: Broncos WR Brandon Marshall hurt himself after slipping on a McDonalds bag. > ...

McDonald’s is bad for Brandon Marshall’s health
Published 3/24/2008 by PostmanE at The Postmen // A Sports Blog // Chicago, IL.
... At least Marshall can laugh at himself. The lesson in this? McDonald’s is only bad for you if you slip on its wrappers. Otherwise, it’s perfectly healthy, nutritious, and natural. Except for the produce. The lettuce always looked a little sketchy to me. Anyway, it’s always a better idea to pick up your wrappers and re-use them on food that’s not McDonald’s. Your kids will never know the difference. {HT: Tirico Suave, which, as it’s been said, is a tremendous bit of sports blog nomenclature}

Brandon Marshall, A McDonald’s Bag, And An Injured Arm
Published 3/24/2008 by Anthony Hall at MVN Outsider
... difficult to break — I’ve personally never attempted to punch a television screen (just thought I should get that out of the way), but I hear they’re very difficult to break with your bare hand. In my professional opinion, more plausible excuses for Marshall’s injury would have been saying he tripped through a sliding glass door (Hunter Pence style) or claiming he cut his hand while playing the bagpipes (Glenn Healy style). Hat tip: Tirico Suave

Morning Constitutional: Don't Mess With Roy's Kid
Published 4/13/2008 at The Sporting Blog
... | Ball Don't Lie That 'Scott Pippen' had some tremendous upside. > Marshall Injured after Vicious Hit from McDonalds Wrapper | Tirico Suave From the "I can't make this stuff up" department: Broncos WR Brandon Marshall hurt himself after slipping on a McDonalds bag. > ...