sports.yahoo.com - 6/17/2009
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In the past, Kansas City Royals pitcher Kyle Farnsworth showed no fear of getting into fights on the baseball field. These days, Farnsworth considers himself a peacemaker. At least among his pet dogs. But even mediators can get pierced by the shrapnel of violence ( see Hans Blix ), as ...
sportsrubbish.com - 6/17/2009
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sportsrubbish.com —
Why is it that it’s baseball players who
get hurt in stupid ways? Every now and then...
you hear about some athlete in another sport getting hurt in a strange way off the field, but 95% of the time, it’s a baseball player. While at home this morning, Kansas City Royals reliever Kyle ...
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Kyle Farnsworth Gets Bitten By Bulldog
joeposnanski.com - 6/12/2009
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joeposnanski.com —
Brilliant reader T.B., after reading the previous post
on awful things that have happened to the Royals...
the last few years, notes that they sound like the opposite of the Chuck Norris facts * that make the Internet rounds. Matt Wieters facts. ** Cole ...
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Farnsworth Facts
zonersports.com - 6/17/2009
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zonersports.com —
From Circling the Bases via Wrigleyville 23 :
I’ve got good news and bad news for Royals...
fans. First the good news: Reliever Kyle Farnsworth had his finger bandaged on Tuesday after being bitten by his bulldog. The bad news? The wound was on his non-pitching hand . Rim shot! ...
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Kyle Farnsworth Joke (Non-HR Related)
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Apparently the stench of failure attracts dogs
Nationalsportsreview.com Blogs —
... As reported on Yahoo! (because, let's face it, it's not real news when the player is a nobody), Kyle Farnsworth was injured while breaking up a fight between his dogs, "Strike" and "Rambo". ...
Dog bites (Krazy) man
The LoHud Yankees Blog —
... Meanwhile, our old pal Krazy Kyle Farnsworth got bit by his own dog. Every time you think the Yankees are having problems in the bullpen, remember this: It could be much, much worse. ...
It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (June 17th)
Sportress of Blogitude —
... ] • Dog bites Farnsworth. Farnsworth bites dog. No, not really, but it would have hardly been surprising had it happened. [ Big League Stew ] • Xmas Ape checks in on what Jim Nantz has been up to during the offseason - it ain’t pretty, people. [ ...
Morning wood: Stay classy, San Diego Chicken
sportspoop.com | all the news that's fit to poop —
... - We still don’t know the answer to the age-old question “Who let the dogs out?”. But at least we know who they’re biting … Kyle Farnsworth. (Yahoo) ...
BULLETS
Docksquad Sports —
... so be sure to check them out... Weekly Q and A with Jerry Angelo How a scout in Chicago helped Kobe win his chip Sick article about Prez Obama and Basketball Phil Jackson at work SI NBA MOCK DRAFT BGeezy gone? (I'm sad) Also Bulls draft talk Kyle Farnsworth's a crazy dude Something that would definitely happen to me Two of my ...
What's Up Creampuff: Dudes That Got Hurt
Walkoff Walk —
... , suffered in a brazen attempt to heave a baseball back toward the infield. No word on his return, the team expects him to trickle back towards the team not unlike a Coco Crisp relay attempt. Farnsworth suffered hand lacerations trying to separate his fighting dogs. Fighting dogs? Kyle Farnsworth will soon be appearing on our next listicle: what's up prisonpuff: dudes that got traded for a carton of Kools. ...
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Shin-Soo Choo’s Game-Winning Single Was Hithcockian In Its Execution
sportressofblogitude.com 6/12/2009 — Shin-Soo Choo game-winning, walkoff hit off Kyle Farnsworth in the 10th inning ricocheted off a seagull away from Coco Crisp and rolled to the wall as the Indians defeated the Royals 4-3.
Man, Cleveland sure has problems with members of the animal kingdom disrupting games. In 2007, a swarm of ...
The familiar story of Kyle Farnsworth
riveraveblues.com 6/16/2009 — When the Yankees acquired Kyle Farnsworth prior to the 2006 season, he was coming off one stellar 2005 campaign. It started off in Detroit, where he tossed 42.2 innings to a 2.32 ERA. He was then traded to Atlanta, where he proceeded to mow down the ...
Former Brave Farnsworth bitten by his bulldog
ajc.com 6/17/2009 — Kansas City, Mo. — Kansas City Royals right-handed reliever Kyle Farnsworth had his left index finger bandaged Tuesday after being bitten by one of his two bulldogs.
Dog bites man! Kyle Farnsworth's bulldog goes wild
subwaysquawkers.blogspot.com 6/17/2009 — Former Yankee Kyle Farnsworth is back in the news for something other than blowing games. Kerosene Kyle got bitten by one of his two bulldogs, while trying to break up a fight between the pooches. Farnsworth had to get four stitches in the index finger of his non-pitching hand. The dogs' names ...
Nice Try Kyle
fackyouk.blogspot.com 6/17/2009 — You remember Kyle Farnsworth, don't you? Farnsworthless. Relief pitcher. Never really offered much relief. Makes the late Jose Veras seem reliable. Inspiration for the "Anyone But Farnsworth" t-shirt. Guy that often showed up his teammates and/or manager. That guy. Perhaps you'd remember him ...
Fightin' Bulldog 1, Kyle Farnsworth 0
bases.newsvine.com 6/17/2009 — I've got good news and bad news for Royals fans.
First the good news: Reliever Kyle Farnsworth had his finger bandaged on Tuesday after being bitten by his bulldog.
The bad news? The wound was on his non-pitching hand.
Rim shot!
Kyle Farnsworth Shows Us How To Execute a Perfect Spear
notqualifiedtocomment.com 6/17/2009 — As much of a bust as Farnsworth was, boy could that guy fight. MLB removed the video of this from Youtube and I have been looking for it for years. Fortunately for us, some random Japanese site has posted it. Here it is for your enjoyment:
Unfortunately the video cuts off before Wilson ...
Farnsworth’s Bulldog and Meche’s Shutout
kingsofkauffman.com 6/17/2009 —
Kyle Farnsworth’s bulldog bit him on his left hand. This proves once again that Farney can’t handle high pressure situations. Some posts to enjoy on the topic:
The Associated Press release via AJC.com: Former Brave Farnsworth Bitten by his Bulldog
Fack Youk: Nice Try ...
Sometimes I Miss Kyle Farnsworth
hirejimessian.com 6/17/2009 — There are times when my mind wanders to the question, “What is Kyle Farnsworth doing right now?” Usually, I assume the answer is, “Pouring itching powder into David DeJesus’ jock and giving Mike Aviles a swirly.” But I would have been wrong yesterday. Because ...
Kyle Farnsworth Involved in Dog Fight
njfrogman.blogspot.com 6/17/2009 — Royals reliever Kyle Farnsworth had four stiches put in his left index finger when he was accidently bit by one of his 2 bulldogs - Rambo or Strike. (Gotta love Strike)
Kyle was bit when he was...
Full story: http://www.bobsblitz.com
Wednesday's thoughts - Wieters goes deep —
Circling The Bases
- The latest evidence that Trey Hillman is a joke as a major league manager: Kyle Farnsworth, who had allowed one run in eight weeks, wasn't the reliever of choice with the Royals down 6-2 tonight. Nor was he the reliever of choice with the team down 7-2.
The Dugout is Not Making This Up: Kyle Farnsworth Injured By Dogs —
FanHouse
by B. Thompson Stroud In a ridiculous but true story we couldn't possibly make up, Kansas City Royals relief pitcher Kyle Farnsworth continued his 2009 Farewell to the Major Leagues Tour today by having to get four stitches in his left index finger after being bitten by one of his dogs . ...
My Dog Ate my Glove Hand —
baseballmusings.com
A pet bulldog bit Kyle Farnsworth :
Kansas City Royals right-handed reliever Kyle Farnsworth had his left index finger bandaged Tuesday after being bitten by one of his two bulldogs.
Farnsworth received four stitches from the bite after breaking up a fight between the two bulldogs on ...
Dog 1, Kyle Farnsworth 0 —
Circling The Bases
I've got good news and bad news for Royals fans.
First the good news: Reliever Kyle Farnsworth had his finger bandaged on Tuesday after being bitten by his bulldog.
The bad news? The wound was on his non-pitching hand.
Rim shot!
Kyle Farnsworth —
THE BOOK--Playing The Percentages In Baseball
See, this is exactly the kind of article I like from Poz and exactly the reason that MGL likely won’t:
He has struck out more than one batter per inning, he has a better than 2-to-1 strikeout to walk ratio, he allows fewer than one hit per inning, the league is hitting .250 against him ...
Facts on Farnsworth —
baseballmusings.com
Joe Posnanski gives us Kyle Farnsworth facts , the exact opposite of Matt Wieters facts.
Joe does a good job of dissecting while Farnsworth is disliked by looking at how he does by the score of the game when he enters. He became a reliever exclusively in 2001, so you can see here how ...
