Break Up the Nationals! Suck It, ‘88 O’s!
| Big League Stew found this 4/23/2008 on misterirrelevant.com [flag] |
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Jon Rauch probably has trouble finding nice gloves
Published 4/23/2008 at Big League Stew
... no idea how the fine people of Washington did it, but it appears that the right foot of former Bullets center and cologne salesman Gheorghe Muresan has been salvaged and somehow attached to the right arm of Nats reliever and fellow skyscraper Jon Rauch. Forget Dmitri Young, Rauch's claw puts Da Meat Hook to shame. Also, to paraphrase Tiny Elvis, "Hey boys, take a look at that bear claw! Man, that thing is huugggge." (Thanks, boss!)


