Breaking: John Kruk Is Already Dead
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| Big League Stew found this 5/20/2008 on misterirrelevant.com [flag] |
I couldn’t believe this when I heard it late last night either, but apparently John Kruk has been dead for some time. I can only assume the fat, mullet-headed dipshit we see on Baseball Tonight everyday is a white trash zombie of some sort.
And did you hear that? “This is a great moment for all of us .” Does that mean Lester is a former survivor also? How many ...
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The Scorecard: Ned Yost is still kickin' with the Brewers
Published 5/20/2008 at Big League Stew
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