BREAKING NEWS: Drew Gooden's Ducktail Is Dead

• The Inevitable Muck-up

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  Gooden is nothing without his Ducktail. Its like Samson's locks... he might as well retire.

  Posted 8/16/2007 [reply] [flag]

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Report: Drew Gooden's Hair is Now Back to Normal
Published 8/14/2007 at ESPN.com - True Hoop - Blog
The NBA will never be the same.

R.I.P. Neckstache
Published 8/14/2007 by Tom Ziller at FanHouse
... With heavy hearts and tired souls, we bring you this haunting report from SLAM's Lang Whitaker: ...

The Ducktail Is Dead
Published 8/15/2007 by Tariq Ali at Cleveland Cavaliers News
Not a lot of news on the Cavaliers this off-season but this one is actually good. Drew Gooden finally shaved his Ducktail according to Slam online . Ladies, I am sure you will find ...

FanHouse: Wed AM 'NFL Sunday Ticket Just Got Worse' Edition
Published 8/15/2007 by JCN at John Clifford Ness
... With heavy hearts and tired souls, we bring you this haunting report from SLAM's Lang Whitaker: ...

Neck Ducktail Thing: Drew Gooden shaved his neck. There is no ...
Published 8/15/2007 by Leitch at Deadspin
... Drew Gooden shaved his neck. There is no God. [SLAM Online] ...

Quick hits
Published 8/16/2007 by pistonsnation at PistonsNationBlog.com
... Drew Gooden had his hairy fungal growth lanced over the off-season. Now there’s no reason to acknowldege his existance. ...

The Morning Tailgate
Published 8/16/2007 at St. Louis Sports Magazine
... . [danpatrick.com] We're not exactly NBA fans, but we'll always support the cause to honor the memory of a player's neckbeard . [SLAM Online] ...

Anyone Who Posts an ‘Agony of da Feet’ Comment Today Gets Permanently Tossed from the Site
Published 8/17/2007 by Paul Lukas at Uni Watch
... again. I know his name is easily misspelled, but wouldn t you think he d notice while suiting up? … Major NBA hairstyling story here (with thanks to Vince , who also notes that there s been some hair-related ...

Cavs Give Celtics Second Loss
Published 11/28/2007 by Chris at The Hot Route
... to beat the East's giant team - the Boston Celtics - to give them just their second loss in 13 games. The Cavs got decent production out of Drew Gooden (he of the deceased ducktail) and LeBron James played like he has been playing - on an entirely different level than everyone else. BronBron has now scored 30 or more in 7 straight games, and he already has 4 triple-doubles. I have no doubt that LeBron can carry the Cavs to the playoffs again, and maybe even win a series or two. But the story continues with the Cavs: when is he going to get some help? I love Gooden, and his ...