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Brendan Haywood is a B*tch
It's time for Wizards fans to stop expecting Brendan Todd Haywood to act like an adult male and accept the fact that we've got RuPaul as our starting center.
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The Wizards should probably stop trying to injure LBJ
The Postmen // A Sports Blog // Chicago, IL. — ... you imagine any of the Riley-Era Knicks or Isiah’s Bad Boys checking on MJ’s well-being during their postseason wars? Me neither. So, there you have it Wizards. No one believes you’re hardbody (not even yourselves); focus on the actual game instead. It’s your only hope. So not only does the plan leave you with a near 30-point loss last evening, but it’s something you’re not even wholly comfortable to begin with. Yeesh. {Vid HT: Stet Sports.}

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