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... Those crazy Denver Broncos -- "In the most bizarre off-season injury to date, Broncos wide receiver Brandon Marshall said he slipped on a McDonalds bag and wound up with his arm wrapped in a cast." ...
BRANDON MARSHALL IS COORDINATED
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Broncos wide receiver Brandon Marshall suffered an injury to his arm in hilarious fashion this weekend when he slipped on a discarded McDonald's bag and put his arm through an entertainment while trying to brace himself against the fall. Marshall received several stitches, and his arm will be in a cast for the next two weeks. "I want to thank everybody for their concerns and let everyone know that I'm okay," Marshall wrote in a text message Sunday morning. "It's funny because I pride myself on YAC (yards after catch) and being one of the toughest players to take down once I have the ball in my hands. "So for the next couple of days I'm going to take the ...
Brandon Marshall, A McDonald’s Bag, And An Injured Arm
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The life of an NFL player is a treacherous one. So many health risks involved with the profession — so many opportunities to get injured. You could take a nasty hit to the knee, a shot to the head, a blow to the chest…or, of course, you could injure your arm by slipping on a McDonald’s bag.
In the most bizarre off-season injury to date, Broncos wide receiver Brandon Marshall said he slipped on a McDonald’s bag and wound up with his arm wrapped in a cast.
Marshall said he was at the Westgate Lakes Resort in Orlando, Fla. on Saturday and slipped and fell on a McDonald’s wrapper. When he slipped, he said he stuck out his hand to brace his fall and it ...
Buy A Happy Meal, Help Mike Tice
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No matter what you thought of Mike Tice's tenure as head coach of the Minnesota Vikings, most found the big meathead to be a likable chap. That's why we'll be forwarding this story to Tice so he can put it in the old memory bank and pull it out after Troy Williamson drops a couple of passes in a big game for the Jacksonville Jaguars. Broncos wide receiver Brandon Marshall hurt his arm and ended ...
