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Burress Diagnosed with Wide Receiveritis

Russianator posted 6/12/2008 from idiotsonsports.blogspot.com

(Idiot News Service) - News reports today from New York Giants mini-camp report that disgruntled wide receiver Plaxico Burress is sitting out of team activities, due to a contract dispute. T3Is have learned exclusively that Burress' lack of participation is actually being caused by a common, yet largely untreatable disease called wide receiveritis.