C.C. Sabathia, Prince Fielder Keep Imagining Each Other As Giant Talking Hot Dog, Hamburger
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The Onion: Sabathia, Fielder Keep Imagining Each Other As Giant Talking Hot Dog, Hamburger
Published 7/24/2008 at BBTF's Baseball Primer Newsblog
The Onion: Sabathia, Fielder Keep Imagining Each Other As Giant Talking Hot Dog, Hamburger “I was using the hot tub to ease some soreness the other day with Prince, who had nodded off, when C.C. came in carrying these grocery bags,” said third baseman Bill Hall. “I had just noticed that something smelled really good when I realized that C.C. was cutting up vegetables and throwing them in the hot tub with Prince, alongside plenty of noodles and spices, to make some sort of hamburger casserole.” It’s a fairly amusing article, but it’s the pictures that really make it special.
Top O' The Order: Here come the Irish at Wrigley Field
Published 7/25/2008 by 'Duk at Big League Stew
... Cubs callup/pride of Valparaiso Jeff Samardzija could possibly make a start for the Cubs this weekend at Wrigley Field. 'Specially since I hold tickets to Saturday's affair. [Sun-Times] 2. As far as I'm concerned, the guys at The Onion can take the rest of the year off after penning this classic (with accompanying photos): "C.C. Sabathia, Prince Fielder Keep Imagining Each Other As Giant Talking Hot Dog, Hamburger" [The Onion] 3. If I would have been able to remember my ESPN Insider password ...
Deep Outs 7/25
Published 7/25/2008 by James (noreply@blogger.com) at Iowa Sports Guy
NFL Preseason Haikus Another NBA Defection? Captain Cheeseburger?
Ok, I'm really starting to question my own sanity...
Published 7/25/2008 by Deshawn Zombie (noreply@blogger.com) at 18 to 88
... Links: This is one of the funniest Onion pieces ever. The quote by Ned Yost at the end is gold. There was a shot of Sabathia pitching to Dunn with Fielder at first during a Reds game recently. That represents a LOT of tonnage.
There’s Nothing to Click Here
Published 7/25/2008 by Hef at Major League Jerk
... Once again, The Onion captures the pulse of baseball in Milwaukee where fat people are celebrated and viewed as real people instead of scoffed at and mocked like in the rest of America. ...
CC Sabathia not offended by The Onion's depiction of him
Published 7/30/2008 by 'Duk at Big League Stew
... for Thursday's Answer Man session. While the full text will be transcribed once Dave learns to type on his Blackberry while driving or finds a truck stop with WiFi — whichever comes first — I wanted to share this little bit of bloggy news with the masses today. CC can take a fat joke, even if it's from one of last week's most-forwarded satirical articles. From the interview: Q: Did you see the Onion article about you and Fresh Prince Fielder? CC: [Shaking ...
Sabathia Is Grateful And Can Take A Joke
Published 7/30/2008 by Robbie Gillies at RealClearSports - Blog
... We are forever greatful! It's been a privilege and an honor!
CC and Amber Sabathia and Family
Sabathia had spent his entire career in Cleveland, compiling a record of 106-71. He's never made any trade demands and has simply done his job on the mound. One of the only criticisms of Sabathia has been about his weight. CC weighs close to 300 lbs, but Sabathia also knows how to take a joke. Big League Stew recently interviewed Sabathia and asked if he had read The Onion article about him imagining Prince Fielder as a hamburger:
Q: OK ...
Answer Man: CC Sabathia talks imaginary friends, dots, Serena
Published 7/31/2008 by David Brown at Big League Stew
... my right-hand man. Q: I had an imaginary friend, too, whom I shared him with my real friend Nick DeLuca. His name was J.P. Cockroach. CC: Ha! So it's like the same thing. Maybe he was the same guy — you remember what he looked like? Q: No. He was just always "there." If you see Danny, tell him to say hi to "J.P." CC: I will. Q: Did you see the Onion article about you and Fresh Prince Fielder? CC: [Shaking ...
The Onion: SCU Fans?
Published 8/1/2008 by Gellman (noreply@blogger.com) at Sports Cards Uncensored
I was going through my google reader today and I found this awesome article of Onion-y goodness in my box. It definitely reminds me that ...
Dick Joke Friday (Sorta): Have You Seen My Wiener?
Published 8/1/2008 by RexKramerDangerSeeker at Major League Jerk
... to get a wiener (I totally said it again) is Cleveland because I go there lots. The mustard? Ohhhh, the mustard. It’s not even yellow! It’s brown, heavenly goo that makes people lick the wiener wrapper clean (sometimes I hear big people say “that’s what she said!” after something like that). Now that my favorite Cleveland Indian, CC Sabathia, is gone I kinda like the Milwaukee Brewers more. I saw a funny picture where Prince Fielder pretended that CC was a big hot dog and wanted to eat him or something. ...
pug marks, 8/4/08
Published 8/5/2008 by Samara Pearlstein at Roar of the Tigers
... This Brewers article has nothing to do with the Tigers (unless you count anything about Prince Fielder as vaguely Tigers-related), but it delighted me nonetheless. ...
Manna Parra Becomes Chili Cheese Dog
Published 8/5/2008 by Voros at vorosmccracken.com
Life imitates Onion
The Brewers Imploding Late In The Season? That's Odd [MLB]
Published 8/5/2008 by Rick Chandler at Deadspin
... out, and Houston scored all three runs for a 3-1 victory. The Brewers, who were tied for first with the Cubs at the time, have gone 3-8 since, with three losses going to Parra. Milwaukee is now 62-51, five games behind first-place Chicago. Leave it to JS Online message board commenters to unravel the situation: "come on people. the entire town of cinci smells like chili, so of course prince is going to be on edge." — my name's not Derek In related news, The Onion may have identified the problem. Wizard Cat gives this fracas: Three wands. ...
In the News (8/6)
Published 8/6/2008 by Tyler (noreply@blogger.com) at Right Field Bleachers
... to Corey Harts atrocious hair-do. - Baseball Digest Daily has the newly unveiled 2009 All-Star Game logo: It will take place in St Louis on July 14 and Kosuke Fukudome will again undeservingly start, further driving this next-to-meaningless scrimmage into the ground. Pretty cool logo, though. - This Cards writer is mad as hell and she’s going to continue to take it: The Cardinals still won, but she’s right in saying they need some bullpen help. - Why haven't we linked this yet? - Mike Hampton pitches and manages to stay alive ...
Prince Fielder Enjoys CC Sabathia's Pitching
Published 8/9/2008 at FanHouse
Filed under: Brewers, NL CentralWhen CC Sabathia was traded to the Brewers last month, you may have seen the Onion article poking fun at him and Prince Fielder for their rather large size, casting them as a giant cheeseburger and chili dog hellbent on eating each other. When asked about it, CC laughed. Last night, he went out and threw his second complete game shut-out for the Brewers to run his record to 6-0. Talking about Sabathia's start afterwards, Fielder was positively salivating: "It's a lot of fun, ...
Astros travel to “The Good Land,” try to salvage playoff hopes
Published 8/18/2008 by Jack Hittinger at Bugs & Cranks
... (If all else fails, the Astros have one backup plan: make sure, for CC and Prince’s sake, that the giant sausages are out on the field at all times.) ...
