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front-porch.jpg ( 8:20 p.m. Last Sunday evening. Man and woman stand at woman’s front porch ) Him : I had a great time tonight. Her : So did I. Him : ( mocking tone ) “Um, I’m sorry sir, I thought you said you wanted a rum and a coke.” Her : ( laughing ) Oh my god. He was the worst waiter ever . ...
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SAINT ANDREW’S NET: FANTASY ESKIMOS
With Leather — Saint Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link dump. It’s either this or hear about my fantasy draft. No seriously, I got Tom Brady with the tenth pick. Food Court Lunch presents That Guy at your fantasy draft.  A painfully true scenario. Awful Announcing has Sunday’s NFL broadcast maps (via the 506).  Oh, I’m sorry.  Does the NFL season start this weekend?  Except for thinking about the last seven months, I hadn’t noticed. The Sporting Blog ...

The Link Boy Is Back (You Know He Never Smoked Crack)
JV Sports — ... This has happened to me before. [Food Court Lunch] Frank Beamer has a stroke, remains in critical condition [CNN] . . . ...

Create The Caption #271
AwfulAnnouncing — ... you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Tom Brady doing an agility drill with backup quarterbacks Matt Cassel and Kevin O'Connell? Daily Links: Erin Andrews Is Doing A Few Saturday Night College Games In A Row (Extra Mustard) Spanish Teachers Are Pissed At Ocho Cinco (Love of the NFL) A Look At The Clemens Family X-Mas Card (Randball) Tyrone Wheatley Is A Polar Bear (Epic Carnival) This Sounds Familiar.... (Food Court Lunch) A Look At The A.L. Central Race (Baseball ...

Blog-O-Rama: Friedgen Almost Pulls A Mike Gundy
SPORTSbyBROOKS — ... rechristening as Chad Ocho Cinco , THE ANGRY T offers up other instances of athletes sporting a new name change . • THE COASTER pitches up news that someone in New Jersey is pretending to be Yankees pitcher Joba Chamberlain , and is scoring some free food out of the scam . • CHICAGO BULL laments that their baseball town has become the City of Big Shoulders - And Tired Arms . • FOOD COURT LUNCH details how one innocent fun night out can turn your fantasy football draft into a nightmare .

Floyd Mayweather Robbed Of $7 Million In Jewelry [Blog Patrol]
FanIQ Blog — Floyd "Money" Mayweather has a little less of that now, because he got $7 million worth of jewelry robbed from his home. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. [Deadspin] I'm sure at least one of you went through this fantasy football draft scenario [Food Court Lunch] Golfer Anna Rawson doesn't like the ladies. I have no issue with that. [OobGolf] Impersonate Joba Chamberlain, get a free breakfast. [The Coaster] Michael Jordan is America's #1 cause of cancer. [SPORTSbyBROOKS] One of the 50 ...

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