Charlie Weis addresses Notre Dame Club in Gettysburg

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CURIOUS INDEX, 5/1/2008
Published 5/1/2008 by Orson Swindle at EDSBS
... conference record and presto — you’re bowling! There is hope in all of this for one team looking for an elusive bowl win: thanks to Central Arkansas, Notre Dame might win a bowl game this year. We think we said this last year, too, which shows you that just when you think you’ve hit bottom, the floor drops out and deposits you into a seamless concrete tank filled with lit kerosene and flameproof crocodiles. Thugs don’t always work. Charlie won’t recruit those hoodlums and thugs you know and love, college football fan. ...

Best News Ever: Charlie Weis Sticking to His Plan
Published 5/2/2008 by boilerdowd at Boiled Sports
In probably the most memorable speech ever given in Gettysburg, the wise one, The Manatee, told sycophants and bandwagoners alike that he was sticking with his plan and would continue to do so. Honestly, this is much better news than anything I've heard in months. With the addition of Tenuta to his coaching staff, I actually was beginning to think UND would be a force. But, if his address in Gettysburg is the truth, people that have fond feelings for UND like myself should have a fun fall. ...

Excuse Fatwa
Published 5/7/2008 by Brian at mgoblog
... like chop people up and put them in my freezer and then, like, pan-fry them with a nice roasted garlic butter. But I'm not an excuse guy. My performance as a human being has been unacceptable, and I'm not going to say it's because my parents abused me when I was a child, because that sounds like excuse making. As mentioned, I have no excuses, so you should totally let me go." But, yeah, he totally could have turned Notre Dame around by now if he was allowed to recruit the same thugs Navy and Air Force do. ...