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I Dislike Your Favorite Team —
... point out that not only is Chutley a hell of a baseball player, and not only did he marry a somewhat non-traditional hot wife, and not only does he speak out about Global Warming, he also saves puppies. They compare Chutley to Captain America, and I'm sad I have to bear this news: ...
Hard Lumber: Players of the Month
Babes Love Baseball —
... for April, marking the first time he's received the award. "It's exciting to win the [award], but I'd trade it for a better start for our team," he said.Hamms finished April batting .330 and leading the majors with 32 RBIs, which was six more than any other player. He also led all AL players with 38 hits, 17 extra base hits and tied for third with ten doubles. [The Sideline Pass] | [Kam's Snakepit] | [The Good Phight] | [Ladies...]
Voodoo Sabermetrics: Chase Utley
Babes Love Baseball —
... Scale (Like the Mohs Hardness Scale but with more Tuffy) - Chase Utley does not appear to score highly on Tuffy's Hardness Scale on first blush. He has no super powers outside his ability to both own a second baseman's glove and hit like a DH. (No small feat, but still.) He looks like every non-descript SoCal dude lucky enough to make $85m over six years. He possesses no particular charisma. His hand fracture last season shows he can be broken. He likes puppies, but that's more admirable than hard. Upon ...
Speed Read: Tough Love’s in Need of Love Today
SPORTSbyBROOKS —
... Yes, we see it, Zero. We also think that figure will see more court time in 2008 and not cheat on defense as often. (Hurry back!)
And can we just stop with the nude jogging priest stories? One cannot swing one’s Johnson without hitting such a story.
You see, the Johnson is his penis.
Chase Utley’s not hip to this jive: hip surgery will sideline him to start 2009. But the most pressing question: will he still be able to cuddle puppies? A furry world pants in anxiety.
A fan of a rival soccer ...
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